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Fresh figs sandwiched between cookies for a grown-up Newton

Ficus is a shrub indigenous to the dorm room, waiting room and boyfriend bedroom. It's unavoidable. Get a boyfriend; endure a ficus.

The boyfriend (or roommate, or administrative assistant) will point to the plant's quiet habits, its taste for neglect, its

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