GADGET GURU
Nov 22, 2017
4 minutes
Q GARETH UNWIN, IP SWICH
I have a massive lawn. Save me some mowing time, Guru
THE TORO ZS500 TIMECUTTER DOESN’T SLICE TIME, BUT IT DOES CUT HARD, SPRAYING MULCHED GRASS AS YOU HOON AROUND YOUR ESTATE AT 7MPH
A GaGu is not one to compete with his loyal readers, but the immaculate green plateau of Guru Acres is no doubt better tended than yours and, of course, far larger. That’s just a fact. Guru’s combined tactics of bribery and coercion mean that his children are often out pushing the mower, but on certain Sundays GaGu hops upon his immensely fun Toro ZS500 Timecutter (£4,199).
It does not, you’ll be disappointed to learn, slice time itself –
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