Duncan Bell is… not healthy
May 11, 2018
3 minutes
So I’m lying on the floor in my pants, and a paramedic is shoving a needle in my arm while saying to his colleague, “Ooh, that is low. Yeah, that’s not good. Crikey!” Words to that effect, anyway.
Actually, the only reason I was even wearing my pants was due to my boyfriend thoughtfully putting them on me before the ambulance arrived. Because while dropping dead of a cardiac arrest might be.
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