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    Oink: My Life With Minipigs
    Oink: My Life With Minipigs
    Oink: My Life With Minipigs
    Audiobook8 hours

    Oink: My Life With Minipigs

    Written by Matt Whyman

    Narrated by Simon Vance

    3.5/5

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    About this audiobook

    Paris Hilton carries one around like a Chihuahua, while Posh and Becks own a pair. The minipig, for reasons unknown, has become the latest celebrity accessory, but what's it really like to invite little livestock into the living room?

    Matt Whyman, a successful novelist, enjoys a quiet writer's life in the English countryside . . . until his career wife, Emma, discovers the existence of a pig said to fit inside a handbag. She believes not one but two would be a perfect addition to the already diverse Whyman clan, which includes one wolf-like dog, a freaked-out feline, and their wild bunch of ex-battery chickens, as well as four challenging children. In reality, nobody could anticipate the trials and misadventures two riotous, raucous little piglets could bring. From turning Whyman's office into a literal pigsty and stealing his spot on the family sofa to trashing his neighbour's garden while drunk on fermented apples, Butch and Roxi swiftly establish themselves as "animals of mass distraction."

    Funny, touching and endlessly entertaining, Oink charts the battle of hearts, snouts, and minds between a family man and two minipigs. Will Butch and Roxi ever settle down, or could their growing presence put the squeeze on Whyman in ways he never thought possible?
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTantor Media, Inc
    Release dateSep 20, 2011
    ISBN9781452674162
    Oink: My Life With Minipigs

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    • 3/5
      nonfiction audiobook - work-from-home writer reluctantly agrees to adopt 2 "mini" pigs to satisfy his family, has his life and yard turned upside down, and eventually grows to accept them as part of the family).
      Lots of funny moments (usually at the author's expense) in this heartwarming story.
    • 4/5
      Thanks Goodreads for the First Reads giveaway.

      Well, that settles it: We're never getting mini-pigs!

      It's rather difficult to understand the choices some people make, like having four children, a dog, a cat (two cats), rabbits, and mini-pigs, but that's partly what makes this book fun to read. It's reality TV, in a way. Whyman has a knack for humorous panic and often he is able to express it with the language to match. One thing I did not like in his writing was the descriptions of him contemplating options, which usually meant re-cap/repetition. Other than that, I enjoyed reading about the ridiculous adventures of this chaotic household.

      Recommended for anyone who likes animals and pets, even if they are "monsters."
    • 4/5
      Matt Whyman's life was nice and quiet. As quiet as it gets with four children, a dog, a cat and a few chickens anyway. That is right until his wife Emma falls in love with pigs said to fit into a teacup. She believes that two would be the perfect addition to their family. Soon enough Butch and Roxi arrive at their new home and soon begin to dominate the entire family.Oink was a fun, heartwarming read that follows the Whyman family for their first year of mini-pig ownership. Parts are lough out loud funny with all the trouble the piglets get into.
    • 4/5
      A most amusing memoir about living with two diminutive swine.
    • 4/5
      At this point many of you are wondering, why is a book with two pigs on the cover something a Chick Lit reader would want to pick up? Most likely many of us love animals and how many Chick Lit covers have you seen with a dog on the cover? So why not pigs too? That’s exactly what Matt Whyman’s wife Emma told him after the death of their sweet kitty Misty left an hole in their family of pets. Not only did they have a Canadian Shepherd, another kitty named Miso and a chicken in the backyard but Emma and Matt were the parents to four young children. After the decision was made to stop the growth of their family by adding more children Emma decided she’d replace her yearning to build a bigger family with a plethora of animals in all shapes and sizes. Thus the pigs, Butch and Roxi (who were initially named Pinky and Perky).Now, back to the question at hand…is this something a Chick Lit reader would love to read? Absolutely yes! Take for example the quote on the back cover of the book: “What a fabulous, funny read! I enjoyed every page. Highly recommended for anyone with a pet, a partner, a family, a sense of humor…or even a mini-pig.” - Sophie KinsellaYes, even the Queen of Chick Lit recommends reading this fabulous memoir and I completely agree with her!I’d have to admit, I’m not a pig fan. From an early age I detested the animals after I was introduced to pigs while visiting my Uncle’s farm one summer. They were huge, needing a large steel door on their pin to keep their bodies from bounding out and devouring whatever got in their way. Needless to say I was terrified of them. But for whatever reason, be it a need to overcome my fears or simply because these pigs look adorable, I couldn’t resist the cover for Oink: My Life with Mini-Pigs and I’m so glad I didn’t pass on it because of my preconceived notions about pigs. Obviously the pigs in this memoir are quite a bit smaller than the ones I encountered in my youth, which I’m positive helped as well.Not only was I drawn to the cover, but the story itself was a complete draw. I’m an animal person, I have a chaotic family life and am constantly taking on more than any reasonable human being should ever consider. This was exactly Emma’s dilemma. Her need to nurture, care and provide for every living thing she encountered came from a childhood that lacked those very things and her husband had the opposite. Because the story is told from Matt’s point of view it was hilarious to have his take on the number of animals that came into their home beginning with the goldfish that were never able to escape the algae caked on their tank no matter how often it was cleaned. It was also wonderful to see how Matt cared for his wife and family. Being a full-time writer he has the opportunity to stay at home more than most parents and he was incredibly generous considering the chaos that entered the home. That’s not to say he was perfect, but his kindness was something I really valued while reading this memoir.Oink: My Life with Mini-Pigs by Matt Whyman is a memoir I’d highly recommend for readers of Chick Lit and Women’s Fiction! Not only is it filled with the hilarious antics of a family now classified as living on a farm, but it’s also a story about love. A memoir this funny and touching is a rarity, especially among the male authors that I’ve been able to read thus far. Filled with animals, children, life and more I promise you’ll laugh and possibly cry numerous times throughout Oink: My Life with Mini-Pigs. Memoir readers, pick this up now! You don’t want to miss it!
    • 4/5
      This book is about a British family who adopts a pair of mini-pigs, and honestly it is as much about the family dynamics and politics as it is about the critters. Matt and his wife Emma have radically different ideas of what constitutes "acceptable" when it comes to household chaos, especially since Matt works at home and Emma does not. Then there are kids--two teenagers and two kids in the very early primary grades, which makes for some chaos all by itself. Add to that a huge Canadian Shepherd dog, a neurotic cat, some rabbits and some chickens, and you get the picture BEFORE anyone utters the word "mini-pig". Matt is already dubious about adding more pets, but caves in to his family's pleas. What he DIDN'T know was that his family expected the two tiny "trotters" to live in the house with them, and that he would lose his place on the couch because of it. And that was only the beginning of his life with the mini-pigs. There is lots of fun, lots of frustration, and lots to learn from this endearing tale. Anyone who has ever had kids and pets with strong personalities will find something for themselves in this book.