The Average American Marriage: A Novel
Written by Chad Kultgen
Narrated by Chad Kultgen
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About this audiobook
In the beginning, there was The Average American Male.
Maxim called it "pure filth."
Even Penthouse called it "appalling."
The New York Times called it "the literary love child of Neil LaBute, Judy Blume, and Eminem."
Now, Chad Kultgen's unforgettable antihero is back—this time as a married man.
I can feel something hot twisting and burning in the pit of my stomach. For a fleeting moment I think back to a time when I was with Casey, my girlfriend before Alyna....I tried to initiate something by grabbing her tit and kissing her when we walked through her front door. She turned to me and said something about how our relationship didn't always have to be about sex. I remember how much I wanted to smash something when she said that, how much I wanted to scream in her face that our relationship was only about sex....Relationships between men and women are only about sex. The rest of the sh*t is incidental.
Welcome back.
Chad Kultgen
Chad Kultgen is a graduate of the USC School of Cinematic Arts. His novels include The Average American Male, The Average American Marriage, The Lie, and Men, Women & Children, the basis of a feature film by Jason Reitman. He lives in California.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Chad Kultgen is a legend.
Nothing more to say. Or is there? - Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5A sequel to An Average American Male, though no where near as good.. It is an adolescent assumption of what marriage is like with a man who can't stop acting like an 18 year old who is addicted to Internet porn. It is funny and parts of it are rather insightful regarding the younger generations lack of privacy concerns morals and how technology influences so completely their. Lives. Probably not a book for most women.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5THE AVERAGE AMERICAN MARRIAGE was hilarious. I was hooked as soon as I read the “first” chapter…”same old bullshit”. Well with a chapter like that and literally that was it, who wouldn’t turn the page. I was laughing so hard through parts of it just because it was probably so true. This was from a guy’s perspective of course. It was pretty graphic and readers who do not like profanity would not enjoy it. It was just an overall fun and hilarious read. I don’t think I would take it to literally though as some people might.Rating: 4Heat Rating: MildReviewed by: KellyRCourtesy of My Book Addiction and More