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    The Hunger But Mainly Death Games: A Parody
    The Hunger But Mainly Death Games: A Parody
    The Hunger But Mainly Death Games: A Parody
    Audiobook5 hours

    The Hunger But Mainly Death Games: A Parody

    Written by Bratniss Everclean

    Narrated by Arielle DeLisle

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    About this audiobook

    Mockstrich season has begun. Welcome to The Hunger But Mainly Death Games, the hilarious Hunger Games parody, and the only book brave enough to suggest that Suzanne Collins's epic trilogy was way more about death than food.Or at least this is what Bratniss Everclean discovers, when she leaves the comforts of Slum 12, Pandumb's garbage dump, to shortsightedly volunteer for a teenage death tournament. But she soon realizes there are fates worse than death . . . like weirdly having to date her fellow competitor, and lifelong stalker, Pita Malarkey. Okay, okay, it's not worse than DEATH, but it's still pretty annoying.Still, with help from her agent Oofie Triptrip and her mentor, Hagridmitch, who's pretty sure he can guide Bratniss to victory in the Tri-Wizard Cup, maybe Bratniss will somehow survive this book that she's the narrator of. The Hunger But Mainly Death Games is the perfect book for anyone who's going through Hunger Games withdrawal and ready for a wonderfully twisted take on their favorite story and characters. This book is also for the unfortunate teens who are trapped in a Hunger Games at this very moment and could really benefit from some levity. We're here for you, assuming you brought your books into the arena.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTantor Media, Inc
    Release dateMay 21, 2012
    ISBN9781452678108
    The Hunger But Mainly Death Games: A Parody

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      awesome funny and #$#&%$#$&%*&*^ good dance like cinnabon eat hot evil gummi bears

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    • 5/5
      Hysterical! This book is to the Hunger Games what Space Balls was to Star Wars. If you enjoy clever, silly parody, you’ll really enjoy this!

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    • 5/5
      If you need a book that is just for funny, brainless this is a pretty good book. I started this book and I could not stop laughing.

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