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    ‘Knocked out by my nunga-nungas.’

    Written by Louise Rennison

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    READ BY LOUISE RENNISON. Brilliantly funny, Louise Rennison’s fabby third audiobook download on the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson.

    Jas said, "Well, what happened?"
    And I said, "Well, it was beyond marvy. We talked and snogged and then he made me a sandwich and we snogged and then he played me a record and then we snogged."
    "So it was like…"
    "Yeah… a snogging fest."
    "Sacré bleu!"
    Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary.
    I said, "But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me."
    "Oo-er…"
    "D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things."
    "Was he dancing?"
    "No… I think he was frightened of being knocked out by my nunga-nungas…"
    Then we both laughed like loons on loon tablets (i.e. A LOT).

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateJan 6, 2011
    ISBN9780007421008
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    ‘Knocked out by my nunga-nungas.’
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    Louise Rennison

    Louise Rennison was a British comedian and the internationally bestselling and award-winning author of the angst-filled Confessions of Georgia Nicolson series as well as the Misadventures of Tallulah Casey series. Her first novel, Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging, received a Michael L. Printz Honor Award in 2001, was adapted into a feature film, and has become a worldwide bestseller now translated into 34 languages. She was also awarded the Roald Dahl Funny Prize for the first book in her Tallulah Casey series, Withering Tights.

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    • 4/5
      The third book in the Georgia Nicolson series was much, much better than the second. I quite enjoyed reading about Georgia growing up, her struggling to come to terms with her changing body and, of course, boys. Unlike the second book, this one was much funnier. I plan to read at least some of the rest of the series at a future date.
    • 5/5
      Love these books. This series is hilarious!
    • 5/5
      The Georgia Nicolson Series by Louise Rennison is one of my favorite series of all time. The first book in the series is called Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging, this book will keep you laughing at every turn. The first time I remember reading on the back “Do not read in public, you will laugh out loud” or something like that, yet I still read it in school, and ended up making a fool of myself.
    • 3/5
      Number 3 seemed a tad irritating. Was it because I was no longer on vacation and not laid back enough to accept meanness for ignorance sake? There were still some laughs, but I am pretty sure they didn't balance the petty meanness.
    • 4/5
      I am really enjoying the confessions of Georgia Nicolson. There are always parts that make me laugh outloud. In this (the third) book the part which made me laugh the most was Angus' continued courtship of Naomi the sex kitten. Absolutely Hysterical.
    • 3/5
      More adventures of Georgia Nicolson
    • 4/5
      Book #3 in the series. Didn't like the beginning so much, but it got better. Pretty much on par with the others. I'm curious about how things will go with Dave the Laugh....
    • 3/5
      Honestly, I could not have read this book without the useful glossary in the back. Here are a few sample lines sans interpretation: "I am supposed to be thinking about makeup and my nunga-nungas.... And egg babies....I only just snogged someone a few months ago and now I'm practically married and have an egg child. Jas hasn't got red-bottomosity, so it's all very well for her to be boring. But my bottom demands to be heard." Yes. Of course. Sometimes I didn't have the slightest clue what Georgia was blathering about, but she was nevertheless terribly fun and clever. Always stays just inside the approved-for-preteens boundary.
    • 4/5
      I really enjoy the humor in this series. Georgia is a fun character and her adventures are hilarious. A nice, light reading choice for teens.
    • 3/5
      Georgia is back in volume 3 of her diaries, begun in Angus Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging. She's still in love with Robbie, but he's never around, and she finds herself strangely attracted to Dave "the laugh". Not only that, but her school has a new student teacher from France, and he's quite dreamy too. The plans for her family to move to New Zealand have fallen through, so Georgia is able to devote her full attention to the problems in her love life, with only minor distractions provided by her school work.. As in the previous novels, Georgia is silly and self-centered, but good hearted and basically decent. Reading her diary is like having a visit with your funniest best friend.The British slang is very funny to read, and a most helpful glossary is provided in this volume, as in the previous ones. The differences between Georgia's language and that of an American girl only highlight the universality of her concerns. Thank you to the publisher for providing a glossary, and not just a translation!
    • 4/5
      This series is fantastic, a very entertaining and fast read.
    • 4/5
      Loved it! Really funny, confusing at some parts overall really good and funny!
    • 4/5
      Like the others in the series this was cute and funny. Poor Angus has had his biscuits removed against his (and Georgia's) will. And while Georgia is the girlfriend of a 'Sex God', I really think Dave the Laugh is better for her. I suppose we'll find out which one she decides on in the next book. And who is Naomi's baby daddy?!!!
    • 4/5
      This book was about a girl whose little brother bothers her. She always tells him to leave her alone. Her brother never listens to her and just ignores her all the time. He one day told her the sound of the things on a girls chest makes. He said they make a nunga-nunga sound. She could not believe he said that. She told her boyfriend and he laughed. At the end all of her friends and family could not believe he said that and they know call them that.I liked this book very much. This book made me laugh a lot. The author put a lot of detail in this book. I gave this book a rating of four. I gave it a four because it made me laugh and it had a lot of expression. I felt like I was in the book my self. Also because the author used very good word choice. I really recommend this book to middle school kids.
    • 4/5
      This book is about a girl named Georgia who has an obsession with boys. She yet still called her friends Lezis. Georgia didn't get why they got mad at her a lot. During this book she is dating a boy who is as she calls him later on, perverted. Georgia says that her boyfriend had a big mouth so she broke up with him. She saw him later walking with his new girlfriend who was short. She is British so it's different than other books you read. I liked this book because it really made me laugh. The author had some British words in the story so she added a dictionary in the back to tell you what it means. the author used great wording. I don't agree with a lot of things that Georgia would do but it's just a story line. I really enjoyed reading e entire series. I was upset when I found out there was only 8 books to it. They have made a movie on the Georgia Nicolson books. I think she should make more books with another movie. I recommend this series of books. It will make you laugh really hard, it is that funny!
    • 5/5
      Each book is better than the last. The trip to Scotland had me laughing. I remember trips like that with my parents, except that I didn't have a SEX GOD to dream about. Then there is Angus and his missing trouser-snake addendums. LOL!!!! (My husband would like to rebut with "but cats don't wear trousers."My favorite quote is (page 141): "Oh Blimey O'Reilley's pantyhose... what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave on. What light doth through yonder window break? It's the bloody moon, for God's sake, Will, get a grip!!"
    • 2/5
      I really didn't like this book. At this point in my life I had enough problems of my own, so reading about someone elses didn't help much. I don't like jounal entry style books anyway because I feel that it is always the same format and it is a casual, easy way to avoid the challenging task of writing a book. Lets just say I stopped reading the series.
    • 3/5
      More adventures of Georgia Nicolson
    • 4/5
      Knocked out by my nunga nungas by Louise RennisonReviewed by Moirae the fates book reviews.Georgia Nicolson is now the girlfriend of the Sex God (aka Robbie), and things are wonderful. Except her loony parents are dragging her off to Och Aye land (aka Scotland), and the Sex God's band's chance at a record contract has left her something of a "pop widow."Then up rears temptation in the form of old flame Dave the Laugh. Is Georgia about to become a shameless vixen? (Synopsis provided by goodreads)In the third installment of the Georgia Nicholson series, we meet up with Georgia once again who is still dating the "sex god."Even in my mid-twenties, this series is still hilarious! Granted, it's not as funny as it was when I was 14. I enjoy reading about Georgia's crazy antics with Jas, SG and Angus. This book is a quick read, an hour or so in an afternoon is all it takes to read it.If you are looking for a book that is just a fun goofy read, give this a try and try all 10 of the Georgia books.# Reading level: Ages 13 and up# Paperback: 183 pages# Publisher: HarperTeen (March 4, 2003)# ISBN-10: 0064473627# Author: Louise Rennison# Cover art: I like the new art better.# Overall rating:**** out of 5 stars# Obtained: My local library
    • 4/5
      Georgia is tempted by Dave the Laugh, since she is a pop widow (Robbie is always off with his bandmates). Her parents drag her off to Scotland for a holiday and general hilarity ensues.
    • 5/5
      What can I say? Let another hilarious and wonderful Georgia Nickleson book. Cant get enough. Oh, and can I just say: What do you think of this series' covers? Adorable, thats what I think.
    • 1/5
      What a silly book - apparently written as a diary of a teenager who mostly comes across an imbecile idiot. Btw, nunga-nunga's in the title refer to breasts! WTF!

      Going by British Library shelves, there is whole lot of series of this book. God save the world.
    • 2/5
      I don't even know how to start this review as I'm so flustered. I liked the first book in the series just fine and the second one was just okay. However, this book left me cold and, to be honest, quite angry. I see there was "controversy" over the phrase "nunga-nungas", but that seems like a trivial complaint compared to some of the other things in this book. I was extremely saddened to see Georgia continue to call her friends "lezzies" as a derogatory term when she was annoyed with them or wanting to bother them. I was also bothered to see Georgia revel in having Jas be her "slavey girl" (though, really, Georgia was the one in the wrong and Jas was just trying to be nice so they could be friends again), and then have the gall to call her "uppity" when she started to fight back. Now, I understand that this is a British series, so perhaps that is why it is no big thing, but in America calling a "slave" "uppity", even in a joking sense, is extremely loaded. It's one of those things you just don't say if you have any good sense. Outside of that, Georgia is absolutely HORRIBLE to her friends. I mean, I still have no idea why her friends want anything to do with her as she is bossy, self-centered, mean-spirited, spiteful, and just generally horrendous. She was bratty, but not nearly this insufferable in the first two books. It almost felt like she was a different person! (And judging by the reviews on Amazon for this entry in the series, this was a common complaint.)I haven't read the latter books, so I have no idea if all of this bad behavior is just a way for Rennison to show how crappy Georgia is and it's a set up to move her past that in future books. I would surely hope so as I'd be appalled if all of Georgia's bad behavior was just laughed off. I mean, we're supposed to be sympathetic to Georgia since she is the main character, and it seems that most people are sympathetic to her. However, if my daughter ever were to talk or act like that, it wouldn't be tolerated. So, again, I truly hope it is a way for Rennison to set up Georgia growing up and getting over herself.Outside of that, the characters and the story have fallen incredibly flat. There is no growth or forward movement to the story and that doesn't compel me to keep on reading the series. I was so tired of reading -osity at the end of every other word. It started to feel too gimmicky and not realistic. I give this book two stars out of five. Obviously, I'm in my twenties, so out of the age group to really enjoy this series (though I did enjoy it when I was a teenager), but I didn't want to give it one star out of sheer optimism that this is just setting up something else. Unless you are a total completionist, if you like this series I'd suggest skipping this one and reading a summary to stay up to date before going on to the next one.
    • 3/5
      Lots of controversy when this came out over "nunga-nungas" (gasp!). Georgia really is a pretty normal, even tame 14 year old.
    • 3/5
      I love this series - although they are children's books I find them funny and just very quick reads.Back Cover Blurb:Read more crazy confessions of Georgia Nicolson in her hilarious, bestselling diary.Ellen's brother says if you pull out a girl's breast and let it go....it goes nunga-nunga-nunga!* My nunga-nungas are like two sticky-out beacons attracting all the sadsacks in the universe....* My nose is gigantic. It must have grown overnight....* My eyebrows are approaching the 'It's a moustache! It's a hedgehog! No, it's Georgia's eyebrows!!! stage....* I've just inspected my legs. I look like I've got hairy trousers on.
    • 4/5
      Rennison continues to amuse and entertain with the latest volume of Georgia Nicolson's confessions. Georgia is an incredibly genuine young lady, and so much fun to identify with. Even for a much older lady, these books are fantastically wonderful to read.
    • 5/5
      These books continue to crack me up. Love them! I wish their titles were a little less embarrassing - but whatever - they are good enough for me to suck it up and buy them anyway. I found myself wondering during this lastest installment how it will be adapted for the screen - I can't imagine that someone won't try. I just can't see how it can be done unless they opt for animation. Anyway - I digress - Georgia Nicholson continues to be one of the most entertaining quick reads out there.
    • 3/5
      Fun and cute! Once again Georgia Nicolson narrates her ordinary life in a highly amusing tone. This installment sees Georgia take a family trip to Scotland ("och-aye land"), juggle two boys and clumsily stumble through daily life. Georgia's voice is unique and entertaining. These books, while short and light, pack a lot into the small amount of pages and never fail to make me laugh out loud more than once which to me is the sign of a very successful book.
    • 4/5
      Like the others in the series this was cute and funny. Poor Angus has had his biscuits removed against his (and Georgia's) will. And while Georgia is the girlfriend of a 'Sex God', I really think Dave the Laugh is better for her. I suppose we'll find out which one she decides on in the next book. And who is Naomi's baby daddy?!!!
    • 5/5
      The books in this hilarious series (American titles):Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal SnoggingOn the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex-GodKnocked Out by My Nunga NungasDancing in My Nuddy PantsAway Laughing on a Fast CamelThen He Ate My Boy EntrancersStartled by His Furry ShortsLove is a Many Trousered Thing? (It's the series that never ends!)Georgia Nicolson is a self-absorbed, British teenager who keeps a diary detailing her life in all its glorious angst(think Bridget Jones for teens). Her parents are mad and her friends just do not realize that Georgia is indeed the center of the known universe. She's got a cat who is half Scottish wildcat and a little sister who is only partially potty-trained. Georgia thinks about boys constantly and treats them kind of like Lays potato chips (you can't kiss just one). She accidentally shaves off her eyebrows, goes to a party dressed as a stuffed olive, and has problems with nipple control. Nevertheless, she manages to attract the attention of Robbie the Sex-God, Dave the Laugh (who coins many funny phrases like piddly-diddly department and away laughing on a fast camel), and Masimo the Dreamboat. Georgia suffers from a severe case of what Dave the Laugh calls "the Cosmic Horn" and can't seem to settle down with just one boyfriend.Georgia gets herself into one hilarious predicament after another. While this series isn't exactly classic literature, I dare you to read it without laughing out loud.