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    The Gap Yah Plannah
    The Gap Yah Plannah
    The Gap Yah Plannah
    Audiobook (abridged)2 hours

    The Gap Yah Plannah

    Written by Orlando

    Narrated by Orlando

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    Orlando, the original Sloane-dog and intrepid gapper, will finally release his diaries to inspire other travellers to follow in his chunder-filled footsteps. From sleepless nights in Buenos Aires to charitable endeavours in Tanzanah, Orlando will give the low-down on the ultimate gap experience…

    Just back from his travels, our intrepid Sloane-dog wants to pass on the knowledge he has literally gleaned about the world's best cash-lash ratio hotspots, cultural landmarks (bars), and the ways of societies other than our own (shooting a cow in Cambodia).

    Rootling around Tarquin's rucksack, Orlando finds a battered guidebook – sadly all but completely defaced with chunder from one of their many heroic Pisco Sour, Margarita or Mai Tai sessions. So to compile the ultimate dossier of advice for the generations that will follow in his Ugg-booted footsteps, Orlando has snipped out the salvageable bits and interspersed them with pages from his own diary and a few other bits and bobs he's found on the net or in the lining of his bag.

    From budgeting for your time away (mummy and daddy's credit card) and what not to bring (landmines – they've already got plenty over here, if anything, too many), to how to say 'vomcano' in Spanish, this is the absolutely essential spiritual, political and cultural guide to making the most of your gap yah.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins Publishers
    Release dateSep 29, 2011
    ISBN9780007449675
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    Orlando

    Orlando is the star of Gap Yah, a comedy sketch that became a viral hit after being published on YouTube in 2010. It video became a viral hit, with 660,000 views in its first month. It has been viewed over five million times and was the winner of the 2010 YouTube Homegrown Comedy Hit of the Year. Orlando has reported for BBC London News, commented on horse racing and appeared as a guest on Big Brother's Big Mouth, and has been hailed as 'the most popular Sloane since Princess Diana'.

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