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    Audiobook6 hours

    Kill All Happies

    Written by Rachel Cohn

    Narrated by Lauren Ezzo

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    About this audiobook

    This is it. Graduation. Vic is going to throw the most epic party this town's ever seen. She's going to give her friends and everyone's favorite restaurant, Happies, a proper send-off, and you better believe she's going to hook up with Jake. All she needs to do is to keep it all a secret so that Miss Thrope, the town's nightmare councilwoman and high-school economics teacher, doesn't ruin it. So once the party's started and Thrope's nowhere to be seen, everything seems perfect-that is, until droves of Happies fans start arriving. Now what was a small graduation bash is suddenly Coachella on steroids. The night is so not going as planned-but maybe that's the best plan of all.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDreamscape Media Audio
    Release dateMay 2, 2017
    ISBN9781520072203
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    Kill All Happies
    Author

    Rachel Cohn

    Rachel Cohn was born in Maryland but now also lives in New York. Her first novel, Gingerbread, was published in 2002. Since then she has gone on to write many other successful YA and children's books, three of which were in collaboration with David Levithan.

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    • 2/5
      Not my type, probably didn't impressed me. There were a lot of flaws, I could've just ignored it, but I just can't with this book.

      The plot was really nice and the message it wants to relay is really good, but how it was conveyed was a bit crucial.
    • 3/5
      Narrated by Lauren Ezzo. Graduation is over and the summer and life after high school spread before Vic Navarro and her best friends Genesis (Fletch) and Mercedes (Slick). But first, a party. Bev, the beloved senior proprietor of Happy’s, has given Vic (Happy’s worst waitress) permission to throw the last senior year bash at the restaurant site before its sale to developers is finalized the next day. But the potential obstacle? Economics teacher/city councilwoman/realtor Annette THrope, known to her students as Ms Ann Thrope (misanthrope). Thrope is by the book and ambitious to see Rancho Soldado be better than it is. Vic will need to plan an amazing party within hours and hope everyone knows to keep it quiet. Ezzo puts her all into her audio performance, playing the comedy broadly, loudly and with little nuance.