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    Funny Kid For President

    Written by Matt Stanton

    Narrated by Paul Panting

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    NUMBER ONE BESTSELLER!

    Being President is no laughing matter . . .

    . . . Especially when Max is forced to run for class president to get even with his psycho teacher, Mr Armstrong.

    But how can Max possibly hope to win the presidency? He isn’t the sportiest, smartest, best-looking or even the tallest candidate in the running. And Mr Armstrong is determined to sabotage his campaign at every opportunity. Max now has no choice but to be the candidate his voters want, and need . . . the funny kid!

    With the help of his campaign manager and temporary best friend, Hugo, this election has it all: poop scandals, stalker ducks, a vomit-o-pocalypse, tell-all interviews, alley-oop accidents, a classroom break-in and rigged ballots. Will Max make Redhill Middle School great again? Or, will one of his fellow know-it-all contenders steal victory.

    For fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Tom Gates and Big Nate, comes FUNNY KID, the hilarious new series by bestselling children’s author, Matt Stanton.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateJun 29, 2017
    ISBN9780008220198
    Author

    Matt Stanton

    Matt Stanton is a bestselling children’s author and illustrator who has sold more than one million books worldwide. Matt lives and works in Sydney, Australia, with his wife, bestselling author Beck Stanton, and their children. You can visit him online at mattstanton.net.

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    • 5/5
      Really funny good book for kids loved it so much??

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    • 5/5
      Kept the kids (& parents) entertained for a long car journey.

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    • 5/5
      It so funny I cant believe mr armstrong is evil