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    I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere but the Pool
    I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere but the Pool
    I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere but the Pool
    Audiobook5 hours

    I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere but the Pool

    Written by Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella

    Narrated by Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella

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    About this audiobook

    This program is read by the authors.

    "Lisa and Francesca, mother and daughter, bring you the laughter of their lives." —Delia Ephron, bestselling author

    The bestselling and “perennially hilarious” mother-daughter team is back with a new collection of stories from their real lives, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Join Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella as they regret drunk-shopping online, try smell-dating, and explore the freedom of a hiatus from men - a Guyatus. They offer a fresh and funny take on the triumphs and facepalm moments of modern life, showing that when it comes to navigating the crazy world we live in, you’re always your own best lifeguard.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMacmillan Audio
    Release dateJul 11, 2017
    ISBN9781427285911
    I Need a Lifeguard Everywhere but the Pool
    Author

    Lisa Scottoline

    Lisa Scottoline is the New York Times bestselling author of over thirty novels including Look Again, Lady Killer, Think Twice, Save Me and Everywhere That Mary Went. She also writes a weekly column, “Chick Wit,” with her daughter Francesca Serritella, for The Philadelphia Inquirer. The columns have been collected in several volumes, including Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog and My Nest Isn’t Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space. Scottoline has won an Edgar® Award and Cosmopolitan magazine’s “Fun Fearless Fiction” Award, and she served as the president of Mystery Writers of America. She teaches a course on justice and fiction at the University of Pennsylvania Law School, her alma mater. She lives in the Philadelphia area.

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