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    The Girl with Kaleidoscope Eyes: A Stewart Hoag Mystery
    The Girl with Kaleidoscope Eyes: A Stewart Hoag Mystery
    The Girl with Kaleidoscope Eyes: A Stewart Hoag Mystery
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    The Girl with Kaleidoscope Eyes: A Stewart Hoag Mystery

    Written by David Handler

    Narrated by Sean Runnette

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    HARLAN COBEN calls it ""One of my all-time favorite series! ...David Handler is so good at writing one smart, funny page-turner after another that he makes it look easy."" 

    Fans of JANET EVANOVICH and CARL HIAASEN, get ready. If you haven't yet discovered wisecracking sleuth Stewart ""Hoagy"" Hoag and his faithful basset hound Lulu, you're in for a sharp, hilarious treat.

    Once upon a time, Hoagy had it all: a hugely successful debut novel, a gorgeous celebrity wife, the glamorous world of New York City at his feet. These days, he scrapes by as a celebrity ghostwriter. A celebrity ghostwriter who finds himself investigating murders more often than he'd like.

    And once upon a time, Richard Aintree was the most famous writer in America -- high school students across the country read his one and only novel, a modern classic on par with The Catcher in the Rye. But after his wife's death, Richard went into mourning... and then into hiding. No one has heard from him in twenty years.

    Until now. Richard Aintree — or someone pretending to be Richard Aintree — has at last reached out to his two estranged daughters. Monette is a lifestyle queen à la Martha Stewart whose empire is crumbling; and once upon a time, Reggie was the love of Hoagy's life. Both sisters have received mysterious typewritten letters from their father.

    Hoagy is already on the case, having been hired to ghostwrite a tell-all book about the troubled Aintree family. But no sooner does he set up shop in the pool house of Monette's Los Angeles mansion than murder strikes. With Lulu at his side — or more often cowering in his shadow — it's up to Hoagy to unravel the mystery, catch the killer, and pour himself that perfect single-malt Scotch... before it's too late.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperAudio
    Release dateOct 31, 2017
    ISBN9780062842152
    Author

    David Handler

    David Handler was born and raised in Los Angeles. He began his career in New York as a journalist, and has since written thirteen novels about the witty and dapper celebrity ghostwriter Stewart Hoag, including the Edgar and American Mystery Award-winning The Man Who Would Be F. Scott Fitzgerald and the newest entry The Man in the White Linen Suit. David's short stories have earned him a Derringer Award nomination and other honours. He was a member of the original writing staff that created the Emmy Award-winning sitcom Kate and Allie and has continued to write extensively for television and films. He lives in a 200-year-old carriage house in Old Lyme, Connecticut.

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    • 5/5
      When I started reading this book it really had the feel of the noir mysteries of the ‘4oies. The plot could easily be moved from time period to time period with adaptations made with the surrounding atmosphere. Remove the cell phones and other more modern references and I could easily see this being a more historical mystery.As it is the hero of the tale, Hoagy and his faithful dog Lulu, were last seen many years ago and Mr. Handler resurrected him for this tale. I must admit that I wasn’t aware of this character and that is my loss because I really like him. And Lulu – she is one of the funniest animal characters I’ve encountered in a while.There is a pretty big list of characters in the story but they are all distinct and ,mostly well developed. It was easy to keep track of them all. The story was fun and new readers like me will be entertained and old fans will find much to appreciate. The plot starts out with a small mystery about a long lost writer and it turns into a Hollywood divorce/murder mystery with the revelation of family secrets no one knew anyone was keeping.Once I started reading that was it, I was hooked and I didn’t want to stop. This book is a perfect example of why it’s good to step away from what you usually read and try something new. If this IS what you usually read it will be a good afternoon’s entertainment for you.
    • 3/5
      Hoagy and his dog are on the way to California so that he can ghostwrite a book on his ex-wife’s father who apparently disappeared 10 yrs earlier but has now written a letter to Hoagy’s former sister-in-law (also a former lover of Hoagy’s back in his heyday). Hoagy arrives at his ex-wife’s house, now a tv star with paparazzi outside her gate 24-7, her two teenage children, a housekeeper and her sister soon to arrive with a letter from their father. Monette is separated from her tv star husband, who has a drug and steroid problem with a trainer/bodyguard always around. He also has a pregnant teenage starlet girlfriend. At Joey’s 17th birthday party, all the characters are there and there’s a murder followed the next day by two more deaths. Hoagy helps the police solve the crime.
    • 4/5
      Fun, amateur detective story. Apparently David Handler wrote a bunch of Stewart Hoag mysteries about 20 years ago and was encouraged to do another now. He explains that celebrity secrets---an important part of the stories---are impossible to keep in this age of the Internet. Fortunately, someone suggested that he make this new book take place in 1992. This is the first book of the series that I have read.There is a basset hound smart enough and expressive enough, even if she can't speak English, to be a significant part of the detective team. A quote I liked: "There's a brief slice of time in our lives, a sweet season of madness, that falls right in between wo we want to be and who we end up being. That was you and me." [p. 115]
    • 4/5
      Isn't it funny how over time your tastes change? There are foods I never liked as a child that I love now and some I used to like and am less impressed with now. There are colors I like better than I used to, clothing styles I wouldn't have touched with a ten foot pole that I'll now wear. And of course, my reading tastes have evolved too. I started out reading everything. Then I went through a stage where if it wasn't literature (and please pronounce that as lit-ruh-chure and loft your nose into the air as you say it), I wasn't interested. I was a serious reader, you see. Then I went through a phase where I read romances like candy, devouring their guaranteed happily ever afters. Now I like to think I am a much more balanced reader. I want something that is well-written. I like it to be thoughtful but it doesn't always have to be. Most of all, though, I want a cracking good story. That can mean heavy or light, funny or not. But it means a book that keeps me turning the pages, wanting to live in its world (although for the sad or heavy books, maybe not as one of the characters!). And I am finding these across genres. They happen in literature. They happen in romances. They happen in commercial fiction. To my surprise (and perhaps down to my ever changing taste), they happen in mysteries. David Handler's newest mystery, The Girl With the Kaleidoscope Eyes is one such book. After a twenty year hiatus from his Stewart Hoag series, Handler is back with another adventure for Hoagy and his basset hound sidekick Lulu.Hoagy was once the darling of the literary world, publishing a novel that promised an amazing career. He married a famous actress but when he was unable to write a second novel, he crashed and burned spectacularly. Now Hoagy's divorced, although still close with his ex-wife, and his career as a ghost writer is pretty successful. But he's still not writing his own novel. His agent offers him a big, developing story as his next ghost project and although there are signs that Hoagy should turn it down, he agrees to it.Richard Aintree was a famous author who disappeared after his wife committed suicide. He left behind his two daughters, one of whom, Monette, has turned herself into a wildly successful lifestyle brand, married a popular actor from whom she is now separated, and has two teenage children. The other, Reggie, was once a poet of some re-known herself as well as being an ex of Hoagy's, the one to whom he dedicated his novel, his first love. The sisters have been estranged for two decades, ever since their father disappeared. It appears though, that Richard is preparing to surface from his long-time self-imposed anonymity, writing first to Monette and then to Reggie. The literary establishment wants Hoagy to document this reappearance in a book. Or the whole thing could be a hoax for a host of reasons, perpetrated by a host of different people. Either way, Hoagy and his four legged sidekick Lulu fly out to Monette's house in LA and get completely embroiled in the sensational tabloid mess going on in Hollywood. Monette's husband has apparently gotten his nineteen year old co-star pregnant and it's caused a major media feeding frenzy. In the midst of this, Hoagy's trying to figure out the legitimacy of the letters to the Aintree daughters but his assignment gets completely overshadowed when there's a murder and then even more bodies start to pile up. People are clearly lying about what truly happened and Hoagy, assisted by Lulu, just wants to uncover the truth.Although this is the ninth in the series, it stands on its own with no trouble. Hoagy and Lulu are fantastic characters and all of the secondary characters are fully realized and totally human as well, flaws and all. The 1992 setting is delightful, as it allows the reader to remember back to the beginnings of personal computers, cell phones the size of bricks, and other nascent technology and Handler does a good job integrating their use into the story, grounding the novel in a definite time period, without being too serious or didactic about the technological advances we've now gone so far past. His portrayal of the chaos and unreality of Hollywood and celebrity is marvelous as well. There is a wonderful sense of humor here and it pops up in unexpected places such as when Hoagy dons a light green shirt to match his skin after he'd been drinking the night before or when the literary agent and the producer both retreat to opposite sides of the pool to get better signals and talk/shout on their cell phones. It's not often that I've read a mystery that made me smile like this one did, twining levity and noir together so well. And the ending had several neat twists to it that were entirely believable in the context of what went before. I thoroughly enjoyed this one and might just have to catch myself up on the back list of Hoagy and Lulu's adventures and I certainly hope they will add more in the future as well because this was indeed a cracking good read.

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    • 3/5
      Traveling between New York City and Los Angeles, Hoagy, a writer and his dog, Lulu, reflect on the past as they become embroiled in a mystery with people from their past. It’s a fun mystery, with quirky characters, and the best character of all being Lulu the dog.
    • 3/5
      I received an ARC of this book from the publisher in exchange for an honest review. This did not affect my opinion of the book or my review itself.Stewart Hoag ("Hoagy") was once a famous writer, but now is a celebrity ghostwriter. When another once-famous writer seemingly resurfaces, Hoagy is tapped to write the story, but finds himself drawn into a murder mystery.Hoagy is a great character, with a great dog, surrounded by a unique and colorful supporting cast. It is easy to differentiate who is who, and to keep track of what is happening.I really enjoyed the mystery aspect as well. It had a slow buildup that really worked, and a denouncement that was surprising but made sense.The reveal felt a little rushed with the slow buildup that had preceded it. It still worked, but I would have liked Handler to have spent a little more time on it.This was a unique, character-driven mystery that I definitely enjoyed.
    • 5/5
      When I started reading this book it really had the feel of the noir mysteries of the ‘4oies. The plot could easily be moved from time period to time period with adaptations made with the surrounding atmosphere. Remove the cell phones and other more modern references and I could easily see this being a more historical mystery.As it is the hero of the tale, Hoagy and his faithful dog Lulu, were last seen many years ago and Mr. Handler resurrected him for this tale. I must admit that I wasn’t aware of this character and that is my loss because I really like him. And Lulu – she is one of the funniest animal characters I’ve encountered in a while.There is a pretty big list of characters in the story but they are all distinct and ,mostly well developed. It was easy to keep track of them all. The story was fun and new readers like me will be entertained and old fans will find much to appreciate. The plot starts out with a small mystery about a long lost writer and it turns into a Hollywood divorce/murder mystery with the revelation of family secrets no one knew anyone was keeping.Once I started reading that was it, I was hooked and I didn’t want to stop. This book is a perfect example of why it’s good to step away from what you usually read and try something new. If this IS what you usually read it will be a good afternoon’s entertainment for you.
    • 4/5
      Received free from Early ReviewersI loved this mystery. I hadn't read the previous books in the series, but now I want to.I loved Stewart Hoag. His ideas, thoughts and attitude.I stayed up late to finish it.
    • 5/5
      Stewart Hoag wrote one best seller and then discovered he didn't have another novel in him. Now he makes his living as a ghost writer and part time amateur sleuth. This is my first Stewart Hoag book and it won't be my last. Hoagy is laid back, funny and along with his sidekick Lulu his beloved Basset Hound they get the job done. Another thing I love about this book is there is not a whole lot of sex and violence, nothing graphic, just a good fast paced read which is so refreshing. In the acknowledgments it says that it's been 20 years since the last Stewart Hoag lets hope more come a lot sooner. I'll be waiting.I won this from LibraryThing Early Reviewers for an honest review.
    • 4/5
      I received an uncorrected proof of The Girl With Kaleidoscope Eyes by David Handler through The LibraryThing Early Reviewers program. I'd never read anything written by Mr. Handler before but I'm certainly going to look for more of his work. The main character of this book is a celebrity ghostwriter who is normally accompanied by his basset hound, Lulu. The story is interesting and believable. I'd recommend this book to anyone who likes mysteries.
    • 3/5
      Stewart Hoag, a one book wonder author turned ghostwriter, gets involved with an old flame and her strange family, when her missing father suddenly sends letters to his daughters making it seem that he will reappear for one last story. But what ensues is something beyond what any of them could have imagined.