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    Whatever Threatens You
    Whatever Threatens You
    Whatever Threatens You
    Audiobook50 minutes

    Whatever Threatens You

    Written by Barry Crimmins

    Narrated by Barry Crimmins

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    About this audiobook

    I like to think of the Archaeologist from a more advanced society who would dig up this album hundreds of years from now, listen to it, and wonder why we needed a comedian like Barry Crimmins in the early days of the millennium.

    What would be the purpose of a person standing on a stage getting big laughs stating obvious facts that were already accepted by even the youngest of children in his modern society? The only society that doesn’t need a Barry Crimmins would already have hundreds of millions of Barry Crimmins.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherComedy Dynamics
    Release dateSep 22, 2017
    ISBN9781509490066
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