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    I AM A HUMAN BEING

    Written by Gem Thomas

    Narrated by Seitan

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    About this audiobook

    This book shouldn't be read nor listened to unless you want to know what it's like to experience a writer forcing a story in a final act of desperation to fulfill a puerile dream of writing a best seller. Spoiler alert, writing a novel with the intention of it being a best seller does not make it a best seller, thankfully. So don't waste your money because the story's only value is that it was a stepping stone at the lowest part of a long journey that led the author from a lonely, dark forest to a sunny glade filled with life.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGordon Edward Marshall Thomas Audio
    Release dateApr 1, 2017
    ISBN9781509487127
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      Ah no. Nothing nuanced in this book. Like all primary colors. Not staying with the lines. A plane driven by five year old.