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    Four Takeaways and a Funeral: A Deliciously Succulent Comedy
    Four Takeaways and a Funeral: A Deliciously Succulent Comedy
    Four Takeaways and a Funeral: A Deliciously Succulent Comedy
    Audiobook6 hours

    Four Takeaways and a Funeral: A Deliciously Succulent Comedy

    Written by Kerrie Noor

    Narrated by Nano Nagle

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    About this audiobook

    Mavis and Lumpy are getting married, but they can’t agree on anything, will they learn to compromise, or will they break up over the size of their wedding cake?

    Mavis and Lumpy argue over everything from the venue to the size of the paper plates, and when Lumpy befriends the local Indian restaurant, their relationship spirals out of control. 

    Mavis’s sister arrives to “sort things out”. She wins over Lumpy with hilarious budget ideas that would have Scrooge tap dancing. Mavis wants to tap dance on her sister’s head and is on the verge of throwing it all away when her mother dies.

    With a funeral befitting a sitcom, sibling rivalry on par with a Shakespearean tragedy, and a dying mother's impossible wish; Mavis and Lumpy’s relationship crumbles like a burnt chapatti.

    Will the funeral be the final straw for Mavis and Lumpy, or is there a chance for building bridges?

    Four Takeaways And A Funeral is the third book in the Bellydancing and Beyond series. If you like fast-paced books that make you laugh, then Buy Four Takeaways And A Funeral today.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherKerrie Noor
    Release dateNov 14, 2019
    ISBN9781987103830
    Four Takeaways and a Funeral: A Deliciously Succulent Comedy
    Author

    Kerrie Noor

    A few years ago I married into a Bangladesh family often helping in their Indian restaurant on the West Coast of Scotland. Living in a culture so different from my own I began to see stories in outsiders trying to understand. Most of the time I was the only woman and I often wondered about a world without men; before I knew it Planet Hy Man was born, a comedy Sc Fi Rebel Without a Clue being the first in the series. Kerrie has been shortlisted for the Ashram Short Story Competition and has had two radio plays performed.

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