The Mueller Report: The Leaked Investigation into President Donald Trump and His Inner Circle of Con Men, Circus Clowns, and Children He Named After Himself
Written by Jason O. Gilbert
Narrated by Michael Ian Black, James Adomian and Laura Benanti
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The entire country is waiting to see what former FBI director and current special counsel Robert Mueller has dug up on former mail-order steak salesman and current US president Donald Trump. The wait is over—sort of—with the publication of The Mueller Report by Jason O. Gilbert.
Leaked by an anonymous and vengeful White House source who goes only by the mysterious code name “Melania T.,” The Mueller Report is a hilarious inventory of the dirt, grime, and Big Mac crumbs that the special counsel has collected on President Trump during his months of investigation. Filled with interview transcripts, intercepted phone calls, incriminating emails, text exchanges, ALL-CAPS TRUMP TWEETS WITH SPELING ERRORS, and more, it whisks readers from the leaky White House to an even leakier Ritz-Carlton hotel room in Moscow, from Donald Trump Jr.’s covert meeting with Russians in Trump Tower to Michael Cohen’s secret sale of a Trump Tower apartment to a shell corporation called Oligarch LLC. And, for the first time, you’ll find out what really happened in that Moscow hotel room between Donald Trump and two well-hydrated Russian escorts. Bring an umbrella!
Unlike the Trump presidency, The Mueller Report is so much fun you won’t want it to end. Read it right away, while books are still legal in America!
Jason O. Gilbert
Jason O. Gilbert is a humor writer whose work has been published in The New Yorker’s Shouts and Murmurs, The New York Times, McSweeney’s, GQ, Esquire, and many more failing publications. He has also written comedy for HBO’s Vice News Tonight, the game show HQ Trivia, and his Twitter account, which has more than 40,000 followers. He lives in Brooklyn with his wife. Sad!
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5If you think as Trump tells you to, you probably believe that there is "no collusion and no obstruction". He and you are WRONG. After reading this report, it is impossible to think that he did nothing wrong. Get the facts, forget the rhetoric!
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5It is important to realize that there is no Mueller at this time.
There is only the BARR report.
Now this, Well,
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- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5If you are as dumb as the biased reporters at MSNBC and CNN, this book is for you!
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- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Too Funny, never made it past the first chapter. Hillarious! <-meant typo
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- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5Garbage, full of lies and fake news in the attempt to attack someone simply because you can beat him fairly. That is without cheating