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Annette Louise
If I were to place a singles add, this is how it would read:
Single mother looking for handsome and romantic man of indeterminate age—preferably still young enough to still have original teeth and...view moreIf I were to place a singles add, this is how it would read:
Single mother looking for handsome and romantic man of indeterminate age—preferably still young enough to still have original teeth and walk without the use of aides. Must love movies, reading, outdoor sports, and quiet evenings at home—which will rarely happen because of my three energetic children. Must be complimentary—regardless of my bad hair days and lack of culinary and housekeeping skills. Must absolutely adore me and all of my faults. And above all, without fail, must be a romantic at heart. Because if you are not, I will create a hero better than you and fall in love with him instead.
Hmmm. Perhaps this is why I am single?view less