Fats Beauregard, possibly a nom de plume, is an adult graduate of Raritan Valley Community College in North Branch, New Jersey. At various times in his life, he has worked as a far...view moreFats Beauregard, possibly a nom de plume, is an adult graduate of Raritan Valley Community College in North Branch, New Jersey. At various times in his life, he has worked as a farm hand, an actor, a warehouse & scrapyard laborer, in hotel/motel maintenance, at a car wash, in construction as a carpenter, mason and plumber's assistant, in landscaping, as a clerk, a computer programmer, a computer consultant, a web developer, and finally as a tutor in philosophy, psychology, computer fundamentals and applications, and in BASIC, Pascal and microcomputer assembly language programming. He repeatedly has denied being a grifter. He is currently working on his master's degree at the University of Karmic Comedy with no plan of graduating in this lifetime.After A Whiter Shade of Trash, he is currently working on a Political Tragedy, or perhaps Travesty, currently titled The Prostitution of the United States. He is also working on a short dystopian novel or novella set in the near future. After that, he plans to write a Science Fiction Nano Tech Thriller if he can avoid being sent back to prison.view less