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Emily Hipchen
Once, I was nearly eaten by alligators. It was my second anniversary. Once, I was nearly killed by bulls. I was trying to get to the botanical gardens.
My husband invented Wafflewulf, who, with hi...view moreOnce, I was nearly eaten by alligators. It was my second anniversary. Once, I was nearly killed by bulls. I was trying to get to the botanical gardens.
My husband invented Wafflewulf, who, with his waffle hordes, vanquished the pancakers. He also invented Angry Kleppert High School and, when he died, he was writing a novel about it.
I have five brothers and sisters I didn't know existed until ten years ago.
My hens are named Jadzia, Xena Princess Warrior, and Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Ruth lays pink eggs; neither of the other two lays at all.view less