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    Kiss Her! A Tutelage With Lip
    Kiss Her! A Tutelage With Lip
    Kiss Her! A Tutelage With Lip
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    Kiss Her! A Tutelage With Lip

    By Brown Sisters

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    Tutelage with Written especially for men, with bold language and mischievous content, Kiss Her! A Lip is the Brown sister's sincere effort to help you break out of the common mind traps (and physical faux pas!) that sabotage your make-out connections.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBookBaby
    Release dateApr 19, 2013
    ISBN9781626757127
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      Kiss Her! A Tutelage With Lip - Brown Sisters

      The Brown Sisters

      A Backyard Habitat Book

      Published by

      BACKYARD HABITAT PUBLISHING

      Beaverton, OR

      Copyright © 2013 Jenny Brown and Anna Brown

      All rights reserved.

      Manufactured in the United States of America

      ISBN-13: 978-1482660487 (print)

      ISBN-10: 1482660482 (print)

      For our brother

      P. Allen Brown

      1967-2012

      Contents

      Preface: A Note on Author Voice

      Introduction: The Need for This Book about Kissing

      Chapter One: What One Good Kiss Can Do

      The Transformative Power of a Kiss

      Sealing the Deal

      Lips with Benefits

      Our Daily Bread

      Chapter Two: Your Kissing Tells

      What You Don’t Know We Know

      Health and Lifestyle

      Hygiene

      Self-Respect and Integrity: The Physical Realm

      Self-Respect and Integrity: The Spiritual Realm

      Oral Sexability

      What You’ve Learned about What We Know about You

      Chapter Three: From the Annals of God-Awful Kissing

      Going in without Permission

      The Miser Mouth

      The Humping Dog

      Agape in Wonder

      Closing the Book on a Bad Chapter: Laying Your Archetype to Rest

      Chapter Four: Why Do We Dance?

      Are You Kissing to Get Somewhere?

      The Pitfalls of Being Goal-Oriented

      Bad Kissing: It’s All in Your Mind

      Fire Your Brain!

      Chapter Five: Some Practical Advice

      Let Her Take the Lead

      Wait a Minute, Baby (Slow Down)

      You Have Hands—Use Them

      Don’t Forget Her Hair

      When You’re in Public

      Consider Her Comfort

      Make Some Noise

      Do Ask, Do Tell

      Tips for Recovering from a Bad Kiss (All Is Not Lost!)

      Chapter Six: Practice, Practice, Practice!

      Your Hand: A Kissing Workout

      Being Vulnerable

      Seducing Yourself

      Practice, Practice, Practice

      Chapter Seven: Emerging Victorious: The Way of the Kissing Master

      The Humping Dog Who Comes Out on Top

      Communication That Cured the Awkward Kiss

      One Drooler, Redeemed by Love

      Conclusion

      Acknowledgments

      About the Authors

      Preface

      A Note on Author Voice

      This book is a collaboration between two sisters, Anna and Jenny Brown. However, our use of the word we within the text refers only occasionally to us, the writers; more often we use it to refer to women, or human beings, in general. The use of the word I, on the other hand, refers only to me, Jenny Brown, who dictated this kissing manual to my little sister, Anna Brown, with my feet comfortably elevated, sipping a glass of red wine in my Stevie Nicks shawl. Meanwhile Anna, sweating in a painful humpback position, worked at her keyboard like a donkey at a millstone, eyes gritty and bloodshot. So, just to reiterate, the I in this book refers to me, the visionary diva, Jenny Brown, and not to Anna, the workhorse typing these words. Thank you!

      Introduction

      The Need for This Book about Kissing

      So far, it was a good night. High-octane margaritas and sexy ambience. My spicy wild boar tacos were delicious, and the man across from me looked like he could have hunted them. He wasn’t boyfriend material, but I was pretty sure we would be lovers. At the very least, I was looking forward to a heavy-duty make-out session after he drove me home.

      Walking back to his truck from the restaurant, he unlocks the door, turns abruptly, and says, I’m going to give you a kiss now.

      Not even pausing for me to catch my breath, he launches himself at me hell-bent for leather and, without so much as a by your leave, shoves his tongue deep into my mouth. No gazing into my eyes, no thoughtful approach, no contact with my lips whatsoever. Just a long, hard, insistent tongue probing my tonsils.

      Where is a gal supposed to go from here?

      With one jab of the tongue, his kiss wiped out all of the good feelings, anticipation, and sexual excitement that had been building over the last two hours. The visceral imprint of his disgusting and abrasive first kiss hung like a putrid spectre in the air between us. What a shame.

      In the aftermath of this aborted affair, I felt cheated and sad. I realized I hadn’t been with a gifted kisser in years. Why was it so hard to find a man who really knew how to kiss?

      Casting my mind back over my kissing curriculum vitae, it seems, with a few notable exceptions, that all my best kisses are far behind me. I pray this isn’t so, but things are looking bleak. I’m in my forties now, newly single, and kissing is just as important to me as ever. Yet each man I date is a progressively worse kisser than the last.

      I’m not alone. Almost every straight woman I’ve talked with recently has been suffering from the same ill effects of inept kissing. Like me, they’re not getting their needs for passion, engagement, and physical intimacy met by the kisses in their lives. What the hell is going on around here? This shall not stand!

      Remember when you were a teenager and you made out? You looked at the girl, she looked at you, and you threw yourselves at each other like one of you was going to war and you’d never see each other again. Your entire heart and soul went into that kissing, and it was awesome. At that moment, kissing that girl was the meaning of life itself, and your sole reason for existing. As the girl on the receiving end of those kisses, I used to get such serious butterflies in my stomach that I would have to periodically call a halt to the action or I would throw up on myself. It has been nearly ten years since I felt those butterflies.

      Perhaps our lackadaisical

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