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    New Moan: The First Book in The Twishite Saga: A Parody

    By Stephfordy Mayo

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    Plenty ofoverwrought prose and melodramatic angst mark this fang-sharp parody ofnumber-one New York Timesbestseller New Moon "I want to bite you, Heffa. I want to bite you very hard. I'll be gentle, I promise. If you really loved me, you'd let me." Heffa Lump is just a typical pale 17-year-old who doubts that anyone will ever see her true beauty and needs to grow up and get a life.Fortunately, the Spatula Academy of Fictional Excellence specializes in helping characters from kids' books cross over into adult fiction. Unfortunately, she's distracted from her attempts to leave adolescence behind when she meets Teddy Kelledy—an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat, is super-strong, and never goes out in daylight. Could he—just maybe—be a vampire? (Hint: totally.) Soon, Heffa finds herself harassed by supernatural forces on all sides: Will she be able to narrate herself out of danger? Will Teddy learn that being with a girl doesn't always have to be about biting? And what will happen when the New Moan rises? A tale of first love, painful longing, and even more painful pointy teeth, New Moan is a hilarious parody of the phenomenon that is Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMichael O'Mara
    Release dateJul 1, 2010
    ISBN9781843174967
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      Oh, I loved this. I really did. I'm a Twilight Fan-turned Twilight hater and I found this absolutely hilarious. Could have been better, and it mixed the books way too much, but I still thought it was well worth the read.