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    My Weird School Daze #7: Dr. Brad Has Gone Mad!
    My Weird School Daze #7: Dr. Brad Has Gone Mad!
    My Weird School Daze #7: Dr. Brad Has Gone Mad!
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    My Weird School Daze #7: Dr. Brad Has Gone Mad!

    By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot

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    With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

    In this seventh book in the My Weird School Daze series, Ella Mentry School's counselor wants everybody to stop arguing and get along with one another. He wants everybody to be polite! He wants everybody to live in peace and harmony! What is his problem? Now the boys have to play with dolls! The girls have to play with action figures! And that's only the start of Dr. Brad's weird methods.

    Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don't miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateOct 20, 2009
    ISBN9780061933868
    My Weird School Daze #7: Dr. Brad Has Gone Mad!
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    Dan Gutman

    Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.

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      My Weird School Daze #7 - Dan Gutman

      1

      Little Miss Perfect

      My name is A.J. and I hate school.

      It was Monday morning. I had just walked into Mr. Granite’s third-grade class. Everybody was putting stuff into their cubbies. My friends Ryan and Michael were talking about a football game they watched over the weekend. Andrea Young, this annoying girl with curly brown hair, was talking with her friend Emily about jewelry.

      Do you like my new necklace? Andrea asked Emily. It says ‘LOVE’ on the back.

      It’s really shiny, Emily said, and it goes so nicely with your skirt.

      I love to accessorize! Andrea said.

      Ugh. Girls are so annoying. I didn’t even know what accessorize meant, but it was obviously some girly thing that girls do.

      G’day, mates! said Mr. Granite. Take out your reading log.

      Reading log?

      I don’t have a reading log. Who wants to read a log? How would you write on a log, anyway? I guess you’d have to carve into it with a knife. But how would I carry a log to school? My backpack is heavy enough without having to put a log in there.

      I don’t have a— I started to say.

      He means your notebook, dumbhead, Andrea whispered to me, rolling her eyes.

      I knew that, I lied.

      The Human Homework Machine thinks she is sooooooo smart. Me and the guys call her Little Miss Perfect. For fun, Andrea reads the dictionary.

      What is her problem? Why can’t a reading log fall on her head?

      Actually, I didn’t have to take out my reading log after all. Because at that moment, the most amazing thing in the history of the world happened. There was a knock on the door.

      Well, that’s not the amazing part, because doors get knocked on all the time. The amazing part was what happened next.

      A.J., Mr. Granite said, will you please answer the door?

      How can I answer the door? I asked. Doors don’t talk.

      "I’ll do it," said Andrea, rolling her eyes again.

      Little Miss Perfect opened the door. The school secretary, Mrs. Patty, was standing there.

      Mr. Granite, she said, will you please send A.J. to Mr. Klutz’s office?

      Oooooooooooooooooooooh! everybody oooooohed.

      "A.J.’s in trouble!" said Michael, who never ties his shoes.

      "What did you do this time, A.J.?" asked Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn’t food.

      Did you rob a bank? asked Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes.

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