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    My Weird School #7: Mrs. Cooney Is Loony!
    My Weird School #7: Mrs. Cooney Is Loony!
    My Weird School #7: Mrs. Cooney Is Loony!
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    My Weird School #7: Mrs. Cooney Is Loony!

    By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot

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    With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

    In this seventh book in the My Weird School series, A.J. has his first crush! And it’s on the school nurse, Mrs. Cooney. She is the most beautiful and nicest lady in the history of the world. But are her charms just a cover for her secret identity as an international spy? Will A.J.'s love for Mrs. Cooney win out over his love for America?

    Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateOct 6, 2009
    ISBN9780061973475
    My Weird School #7: Mrs. Cooney Is Loony!
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    Dan Gutman

    Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.

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      My Weird School #7 - Dan Gutman

      1

      I Was a Genius!

      My name is A.J. and I hate school.

      The worst part about second grade is math. I don’t get it. If we have calculators, why do we need to learn math? That’s like walking to school when you could ride your bike. It makes no sense, if you ask me.

      Who can tell me what two times ten equals? asked my teacher, Miss Daisy.

      A few kids raised their hands. I didn’t. Miss Daisy called on this crybaby girl Emily, who has red hair.

      Miss Daisy, I don’t feel very well, Emily said. Can I go to the nurse’s office?

      Rest your head on your desk for a few minutes, Emily, said Miss Daisy. If you don’t feel better, you can go see Mrs. Cooney.

      Emily put her head on her desk.

      Now who can tell me what two times ten equals? Miss Daisy asked again. A.J.?

      I had no idea what two times ten equalled. I didn’t know what to say. I didn’t know what to do. I had to think fast.

      I knew that two plus two is four. And I knew that two times two is also four. So I knew that addition and multiplication were pretty much the same thing.

      I also knew that two plus ten equals twelve. So two times ten must equal twelve too.

      Twelve? I guessed.

      Sorry, A.J., said Miss Daisy.

      Oooh, I know! said Andrea Young, this really annoying girl with curly brown hair. She was waving her hand back and forth like it was on fire. Call on me, Miss Daisy. Please?

      Andrea thinks she knows everything. I wish I could punch her.

      But nah-nah-nah boo-boo on her, because Andrea didn’t get the chance to answer. At that very moment, the most amazing thing in the history of the world happened.

      Emily got up from her seat really fast. She ran to the window.

      And then she threw up!

      It was cool. Me and my friends Michael and Ryan looked at each other and tried not to laugh. I was glad that I wasn’t walking under that window when Emily threw up.

      After she finished puking her guts out, Emily ran out of the room crying.

      Go to Mrs. Cooney’s office, Emily! Miss Daisy yelled to her. Then Miss Daisy went to the intercom and told Mrs. Cooney that Emily was on her way down there.

      It took a few minutes for all of us to

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