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Consulting Demons: Inside the Unscrupulous World of Global Corporate Consulting
Consulting Demons: Inside the Unscrupulous World of Global Corporate Consulting
Consulting Demons: Inside the Unscrupulous World of Global Corporate Consulting
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In this gripping and colorful account of the American dream gone astray, Lewis Pinault provides the essential guidelines on how to get ahead and an enlightening perspective on the brutal infighting that can engulf even the most civilized consulting firm. This stunning exposé of some of the most prestigious and respected names in the business leads you into a world where a client's interests are skillfully subordinated to those of the consultants, where money rules the day, and where principles and morals are unwelcome baggage.

Humorous and insightful, this no-holds-barred account takes you behind the scenes of the dehumanizing indoctrination of an academic intellectual into an exploitative -- and exploited -- "global transformation contractor." Featuring new material dealing with the e-consulting industry's boom, bust, and its future, Consulting Demons offers the most complete look at an industry that exacts the highest prices for the most questionable standards of success.

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PublisherHarperCollins
Release dateOct 13, 2009
ISBN9780061877667
Consulting Demons: Inside the Unscrupulous World of Global Corporate Consulting
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Lewis Pinault

Lewis Pinault is vice president of consumer industries at one of the world's leading computer services and outsourcing firms, and he is a research practitioner with the Imagination Lab Foundation established by the LEGO Group. Consulting Demons, Pinault's notorious firsthand, partner-level account of the too-often unscrupulous workings of the consulting industry, led to his intensive exploration and development of new and better means of client engagement and consumer understanding. An MIT graduate, Juris Doctor, Fulbright Scholar and NASA Space Grant Fellow, Pinault combines a unique mix of science and policy perception in developing his exceptional "fun with a purpose" perspective on consumers, play and technology. He lives in London.

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    An autobiographical account of one man's ascent through the inscrutable world of strategy consulting, this book leaves you feeling that Consultants and Consultees are equally delusional, equally morally bankrupt. Pinault seems to have done well to have escaped with his dignity intact.There are some very interesting pieces of information about the mechanics of consulting, not just in "Consulting Demonology" sections explicitly written to provide background info and Pinault's views on how to succeed in the industry, but also in the cases detailed in the text. Both are entertaining and sometimes amusing as well as informative.Pinault's personal life sits somewhat uneasily amidst the corporate shenanigans, as if he is never sure how much detail he wants to reveal to the reader, but his character comes through well, and tells what is ultimately a fascinating window into a world too often hidden behind a PR screen.

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Consulting Demons - Lewis Pinault

PREFACE TO THE PAPERBACK EDITION

Welcome to the paperback edition of the book consultants love to hate. I first wrote Consulting Demons as an act of catharsis, an expatiation-cum-exposé of my decade and more under the covers with some of the best—but much of the worst—that the management consulting industry can inflict on its many denizens and victims.

But this book has been received as much more than a personal journey through the corporate world’s darker quarters. However modest a writing effort, Consulting Demons has begun to ably serve some of my broadest ambitions for the work. Promptly selected as a Fortune Best Business Book, and treated to a generous full-page review in Business Week within a week of publication, this book from the outset has widely challenged and discomforted proponents of the traditional consulting models, and has concerned and upset a broad array of clients—many more than are highlighted in the text. To my greatest surprise and satisfaction, Consulting Demons has also tapped some powerful personal energies, and I continue to enjoy a growing correspondence with recruits and professionals worldwide: some seeking counsel, and many more simply but touchingly attesting to how this book has changed the course of their lives.

What accounts for this great interest, and lends such resilient currency, to a story centered on the old-model consulting of the 1980s and 1990s? On its face, this is merely the chronicle of one guy’s wayward trail from recruit to consulting partner, through the old-growth forests of stand-alone strategies, fast-obsolescing methodologies, and tried-and-true client deceptions. And the industry today (much to the good, I argue in my upcoming book on the New Consultants), is all about dot.coms and dot.bombs, Internet technologies, and eBusiness transformation.

While I must admit a certain pride and attachment for the better merits of this book—its insouciant insider’s approach, its novel style, its playful commitment to both information and entertainment—there is clearly some broader phenomenon at work supporting its ongoing success. The phenomenon, I believe, is war.

The quiet, pitched battles, sniping and intrigue characteristic of the consulting industry is fast exploding into all-out war. Grand strategies and deployments, critical, shifting alliances and often messy rebellions now dominate consulting’s global stage. It is a ‘good war,’ in the sense that champions of today’s client values—speed, responsiveness, and technological attunement; high-value products; and strategic alliances offering sensible end-to-end solutions—are up against bloated bureaucracies, self-important ideologies, and technology charlatans.

Forces for good include the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission’s pressures on the Big 5 accounting firms to shed their consulting arms; growing recognition by the Fortune 500/Global 1000 companies that their best consulting company allies are those that embrace Internet technologies and strategies in depth; and a convergence of new and leading players that promises new and substantive innovations. The forces for evil, are, well, evil: accountancies that continue to insist that consulting to clients you audit is no conflict of interest; firms committed to scale at any cost and eager to entrap their clients in calcifying old solutions; technology-wary strategy houses cheering on the dot.coms’ demise, reassuring their old-economy clients that the lights will stay on if they just improve their thinking a bit.

In the last five years’ worth of fighting, there have been some remarkable victories and casualties, starting with the Big 5. Coopers & Lybrand, where I was once a partner, is of course now PriceWaterhouseCoopers, and came remarkably close to selling their consulting arm to computing power Hewlett Packard. Andersen Consulting finally made its split with accountants Arthur Andersen complete, losing their name but gaining new focus as Accenture in the deal. Ernst & Young’s consulting arm has gone the way of Cap Gemini, joining Gemini Consulting’s ever-expanding behemoth. KPMG has split off KPMG Consulting, a newly public entity supported by KPMG partner Cisco Systems. Deloitte & Touche, alone among the Big 5, has yet to configure a self-standing consulting business or strategy.

A host of newer players has appeared on the scene, with some already now gone or on the way out. Born largely of the Internet, some with advertising agency heritage, these upstarts challenged and frightened Big 5 and strategy traditionalists alike. Industry stalwarts McKinsey and the Boston Consulting Group, accustomed to owning the elitist and intellectual high ground, suddenly found themselves up against much hipper rivals, whose very names underscored that a new order or species was fast evolving: companies like Sapient, Proxicom, Diamond, Razorfish, Scient, and Viant.

These so-called e-Commerce Consultants largely began as designers and enablers of Web sites, feeding voraciously and successfully on the boom in dot.com companies, and much bolstered by the considerable reluctance of the traditional players to take the deeper business implications of the Internet with any seriousness. Both factors have now changed, but it would be premature to sound the death knell for the new entrants. While the New York Times proclaimed in December 2000 that As the Dot-com’s Go, So Go the E-Commerce Consultants, this is just wrong-headed, particularly when the leading eBusiness consulting firms now have had close to zero percent of their revenues tied to dot.com companies, since well before they became dot.bombs.

Some weaker upstart firms, of course, did overcommit to dot.com service—though in many respects even these may be favorably contrasted with a number of the better entrenched but still struggling to be e-competent traditional players. I believe most important, however, are the real winners who are transforming the business for all its survivors, consultants and clients alike, the New Consultants whom I have been researching for my latest book. In this next work I examine how and why companies like Sapient, Proxicom, and DiamondCluster have become archetypes of innovative success, while lighter-weight eBusiness charlatans have come and gone.

The key is that eBusiness consulting used to be really easy, and now it’s not. The original dot.com companies needed but the simplest, if then novel, of services, namely Web site development, in a hurry. Typically they did not have existing IT installations to connect to or worry about. With no Big 5 IT background, and no strategy/knowledge-of-the-business issues on their plate, many new e-Commerce firms grew willy-nilly with the dot.coms, and predictably, these charlatans have crashed with them. Painfully, the stock prices for all the firms, including those with robust performance and continuing outstanding growth, have been sucked into the black hole. But the best of the best, the New Consultant leaders in eBusiness consulting, continue to move forward, attracting the clients, partners, and recruiting talent that the traditionalists still dream about.

The battles of today’s consulting wars will increasingly be fought over the fusion of multichannel technologies—first and foremost wireless—with the Internet, the huge need for integrated (strategy, technology, creative) services that this requires, and the extraordinary alliances and partnerships that this is driving. At this stage of the conflict, the giant players like Microsoft, AOL, Intel, and Sun Microsystems, and others shaping the whole dynamic of the New Economy, seem drawn to technically savvy and well-rooted consulting firms like Proxicom and Sapient, not to BCG or McKinsey or Gemini and the Big 5.

The attraction in part is that the New Consultants have closely tracked the prospects for ubiquitous computing in a multichannel world, with focus on the key channel of wireless and its fusion with the Internet. They’ve succeeded in developing wireless Internet applications that enable their clients to offer high value-added services at low implementation costs, and shown how the primary challenge in building wireless Internet applications is not about creating new content but instead slimming existing content to handle current technology needs. The New Consultants have thrived by designing and developing these applications, consistent with client strategies and business models—while the older players still struggle to work around applications, and push strategies and entrenched technologies that serve more their own cost-effectiveness than their clients’.

Integrated services have come to have a broader role in defining the course of the New Economy, by driving the Business-to-Business servicing of the Global 1000—and thereby creating the real prize for eBusiness consulting and development services. For this work, firms with long-standing relationships with established consulting firms, including Black & Decker, DaimlerChrysler, First Data, Ford Motor, GE, GM, Merrill Lynch, Nordstrom, Sears, and Toyota, have all turned with remarkable equanimity, and large budgets, to the New Consultants.

The way in to the Global 1000 for eBusiness consulting is through credible alliances with the technology-dream makers: the Intels, the Microsofts, the AOLs. The largest companies, engaging massive eBusiness transformations and commitments, are giving up their traditional consulting relations to do it: they trust and engage the New Consultants, precisely because these companies are technically fluent, allied in critical ways with the dream makers, and yet fully competent to the nuts and bolts of profit-making, ROI driven, bricks-and-mortar strategy. For the latter the ranks of the upstarts are in fact filled with many of the best, least patient of the BCGs and Big 5’s, working alongside the sharpest code writers and most brilliant creative developers.

The Old Guard, now bloodied, is rapidly engaging this war on all fronts. Recognizing the limits and challenges of their taking on the technology-and-innovation-driven dynamics of eBusiness head on, the old-line strategy firms are trying to wedge their way back in with their traditional clients. The Big 5, meanwhile, are undergoing massive reconfigurations and mobilizing enormous resources to recover lost ground. The glory of victory remains sweet indeed: the consulting industry’s 30 percent annual growth is still seen to top $50 billion in U.S. revenue alone by 2003. This is the generous prize that helped irresistibly attract the swarm of e-consultant guerrillas that redefined the order of battle, creating a new force in the persistently successful New Consultants.

So the strategy traditionalists like McKinsey and BCG stumbled, hemorrhaging clients and talent alike; and the Big 5, in their very embracing of computing technology, are now scrambling in their efforts to own the wholly new space these technologies have spawned. Newer large-scale players, like Gemini Consulting, manage to adapt only through fearful spurts of appropriated growth. Still, some capabilities seem just too large or cumbersome for even the best of the New Consultants to handle: Web hosting services, reaching back to and integrating companies’ client/server, legacy systems, and so on. Many of the older firms can take on these challenges with a scale of effort that even the best guerrilla forces simply cannot match.

It is in the midst of this tension that I believe that Consulting Demons finds its ongoing success and relevance. In many respects, consulting clients and recruits are caught in the cross fire of today’s consulting wars. The Internet has shed a harsh light on consulting practices, and forced a healthy speed of performance and intimacy of interaction that allows for less intrigue and deception. But many of the old-model scams and techniques detailed here remain tempting stopgaps for the full range of players, and perhaps fatally addictive for those slow to adapt to the demands of Internet technologies and integrated, end-to-end solutions.

Recruiting choices and experiences remain significantly the same: the dot.bomb experience has again swelled the ranks of would-be consultants in the business schools, with the advantage once again to the established players. Working lifestyles, salary expectations, and career progression at the old line firms have ultimately changed much less than I would have anticipated. In my new book, I take a closer look at how recruits into the New Consulting firms evaluate their choices, the changing makeup of New Consulting needs, and how both new entrants and mid-career changers can best tailor their experiences to find high value-added fit with the New Consultants.

I believe Consulting Demons still has much to offer on the topic of choices and opportunities for the savvy client buyer of consulting services, from New Consultant and Old Guard alike. Personality, cult, and culture continue to have a huge role in distinguishing performance among them both. Once the main battles have been fought out between them, a certain synthesis of consulting cultures will likely emerge, one that must deal with both the best and worst that they bring to their clients and to themselves.

PROLOGUE

LYING, CHEATING, STEALING.

I beg your pardon? responded the professional, and in the circumstances, annoyingly alluring, Japanese woman poised on my hotel room sofa. I glanced at my watch: we still had twenty minutes left.

Let’s explore your feelings about what some would say is the darker side of this business.

Kurai tokoro? Dark places? Her retreat into Japanese was clever, I reflected. I knew this woman understood the sense of the question perfectly well, and that she was simply buying some time to think, or better yet, understand where I wanted to go with this. Was I a good guy? A prude? Did I want a knowing answer that would wink at questionable practices? Or did I want a flat declaration that she would sell her soul for a taste of the joys and evils of the consulting life?

She was right to hesitate. A brazen appetite for skullduggery would not go over well with our more sensitive clients. But by now, even the clubbiest of the boutique management consulting firms was no place for the squeamish.

I knew my recruiting interviewee, Kumiko-san, was among the Harvard Business School’s best and brightest. Here at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Cambridge, she was the twelfth candidate I had interviewed that day for Gemini Consulting’s just-opened Japan office, where I was the newly installed manager. Kumiko was doing well. She had not flinched at my gaijin-talking dog trick (vanilla white-guy foreigner fluently speaking Japanese). Her handling of the last test business case (conducted in Japanese, allowing no excuses for weak problem-solving) was imaginative, for what was basically more a cash-flow than strategy exercise. In responding Kumiko had strained both my language skills and my less remarkable accounting talents, and had given life and entertainment to a sample problem I usually found terminally boring. Now she seemed ready to brave the English portion of the interview.

I determined to be hard on her.

Let’s discuss a few situations that might be politely described as gray areas.

I went over to get a refill from my third pot of coffee that day. The Embassy Suites are brilliantly designed for intimate business meetings: each tiny suite has a small living room area decorously screened off from the bedroom, and a mini kitchen and bar perfect for marathon sessions like these. This was high recruiting season, spring 1992, and virtually all the suites were booked out by consultants from Gemini and a dozen or so other consulting firms. Conveniently for recruiters and candidates alike, those who were soon-to-be awarded their master’s in business administration could just march down the corridors from one firm and interviewer to the next until their destiny was determined. This still seemed an unusual venue to me, though, and I was acutely aware that we were next to my bedroom. I had probably spent too much time in Tokyo, I reckoned. This setup would be unthinkable in the more frankly sensual Japan, but was no doubt viewed as safely sterile here in my harassment-conscious homeland.

How about we start with lying, I continued. Let’s say we have a chief executive who wants to really shake and revitalize his organization. He asks us to paint the most dire possible picture of his own company’s competitive position, to thoroughly frighten his management team.

I settled back into my miniature armchair. Kumiko rearranged herself subtly on the sofa, the first I could recall her actually moving. There seemed to be an extra tension and alertness about her, enhancing her overall attractiveness.

Well, presumably the CEO is the paying client, she began without hesitation, and we should aim to fulfill his wishes. We should do a thorough competitive analysis, learn everything we can about how scared they should really be. If there’s enough material to be legitimately worrying, I suppose we would just emphasize those facts, let them speak for themselves. If, on the other hand, we find that they really enjoy a superior position to all their current and foreseeable competitors, we should show that to the CEO, definitely, even if it’s not what he wants to hear.

Kumiko paused, appearing to reach a decision. I marveled at her English, the product of private high school in the States and an English major at Tokyo’s famously internationally minded Waseda University.

If their position is good, she continued, and the CEO knows and understands our research showing this to be true, but he—or she, Kumiko smiled briefly, if he still wants us to deny this comfort to his own employees, that’s the CEO’s business. Then it’s our job, I would suppose, to select those facts that would create the most useful concern. We would not, I think, want to actually manufacture false facts, but we could be pretty selective, for the greater cause of raising the energy levels and revitalizing the company. Of course, there are probably a dozen ways that this kind of demoralizing strategy might backfire. You—we—presumably get paid to not only create anxiety, but also to harness it, no backfires allowed.

Oh, she was good, I thought. I interpreted her reply to mean she would indeed falsify information as needed, but that she knew better than to say so. Kumiko had been a summer-intern at one of Gemini’s key competitors, McKinsey, by many measures the leader of the consulting industry. She claimed to have spent her summer with them crunching data, but she had clearly picked up enough about consulting culture to hazard some good guesses. She was shopping us for better money, more control, and faster promotion prospects, and was now well on her way to an offer. Even as she spoke I began to picture her role on one of our new, large-scale revitalization projects.

Stealing, then, I parried.

Competitive data? Kumiko asked. No, I don’t think so. Not the kind of thing the client would like us to get caught at, either, I imagine.

"Yes, but how about this. We go to a client’s competitor, and tell them we represent an undisclosed competitor. We agree to give away a lot of goodies, nuggets of information, in the course of discussing areas of mutual interest. We say we want to share thoughts about the results of a recent customer survey, for example, which we’ll give them. But all the while, we’re actually looking for just one or two juicy bits of critical information, which, carefully, we raise as a casual question of side interest."

Ah, I could see signs of an internal struggle.

I must admit I find it hard to believe any company would agree to such a meeting.

For now, trust me that they do.

Then, I suppose, she offered with returning confidence, if it does not occur to them to suspect deeper motives, they deserve the consequences. Kumiko brightened. I’m not sure I would call it stealing.

No one does. Okay, that just leaves us with good old cheating.

What about sex? Or is that what you mean by cheating?

Now it was my turn to be startled. Dismissing my initial reaction that this might be some kind of a challenge or even a come-on, I convinced myself this was a joke.

Sex? I laughed a little uneasily.

You know, with clients, with their competitors? For favors and advantages.

Um, programmatically, no, no sex, not that I’m privileged to know about. I think that would be pretty much up to the individual consultant, and the desperation of the moment.

I was surprised to hear the defensive tone in my own voice, and determined to take back the initiative.

No, I went on, I mean to explore what many would say is cheating a client out of their money. Going in to do one thing with a client, and systematically expanding the initial task into perceived needs for more consulting work.

I thought I saw a hint of disappointment in Kumiko’s eyes. These were not standard recruiting questions, but rather tests of conscience—or for the absence of one—for seasoned managers and partners. Why was I burdening her with this, she seemed to ask. Or was it something else? Had I missed some important gambit?

Whatever I saw was momentary. She replied lightly and easily, I thought that was how the business worked. Get in, find or invent more problems, sell more. Move on when the well runs dry.

A warning knock sounded against the door. Time to write up Kumiko’s evaluation (strong recommend) and get ready for the next recruit.

Yes, well, indeed that is how the business works, I admitted, feeling a bit foolish as I closed out the interview. Drawn to Kumiko as an anonymous confidant, maybe something more, I recognized an urgency to fill an undefined but growing void in my life. There were issues here I needed to discuss with someone, but I would need to find a less dangerous sounding board than attractive recruits.

INTRODUCTION:

ABOUT CONSULTING DEMONS

CONSULTING CLIENTS ARE RARELY AFFORDED THE CHANCE TO SEE HOW a consulting company sees them. Indiscretions over drinks, mid-level cross-hirings, or the stress of desperation to close a new sale may offer the occasional flash of insight. But a clear view of how consultants of every rank serve precise, critical roles in creating and nurturing an institutional organism, a colonial consulting creature designed to thrive on the identification and manipulation of client weaknesses, is quite carefully kept from the client’s line of sight. Even within consulting firms, an increasing segmentation of individual roles, and an emphasis on growth by acquisition of unknown smaller consultancies, helps ensure that many consultants themselves have only an incomplete picture of their company’s client-consuming dependencies.

Alongside the machinery of this systematic anti-client bias, there is a startling but equally well-hidden reliance on bright, accomplished people operating well beyond human capacities. Finding that a lifetime of doing things well and thoroughly will no longer serve their professional needs, consultants quickly learn to make do, to stretch, pilfer, pad, and deceive as required by the impossible demands of their work. Over time, the more jaded consultants come to believe that this is in fact just what the client wants, that the appearance of controlled solutions, at the right time, can be more important than any actual fix. Compounded guilt and cynicism combine with the highest sustainable levels of personal and professional stress to make the business of consulting an unusually vibrant display of human flaws and failings.

A high-level purpose in my writing Consulting Demons is to examine this dichotomy, to show that consulting is both better organized, for the wrong reasons, than clients are led to believe, and that the practice of consulting carries higher risks, based on simple human frailties, than few in the industry would care to acknowledge. Simply put, consulting is at its most organized, intimidating best when it is working to maximize its take from the client. Its key vulnerabilities, on the other hand, are rooted in using some of the most impressive people in the world to do too many questionable things too fast. The view I reveal here is thus not a flattering picture of the consultant-client relationship—nor certainly will it be true for all cases. But it is a story that I believe should be told, if only to alert current and potential clients to the way their trust, time, and money may be systematically abused by their consulting firms.

Few who can tell this story from the inside would choose to tell it. They stand too much to lose, in entrenched rewards and industry reputation, if not by more forceful retribution. I am deeply compelled to share this story, however, both by compassion for the many who meet harm by way of this business, and by a desire to encourage and celebrate the talents and accomplishments of all those who escape consulting’s destructive attractions. I expect more of these revealing stories will inevitably surface, and if I play a small part in encouraging that to happen too, so much the better.

I aim also that even people who have never given a thought to consultants or consulting will find a tale of broad significance here. Consulting behavior is increasingly driven by, and itself nurtures, global competitive forces that are fast redirecting the course of daily lives everywhere. Consulting’s great weaknesses—its pretended expertise, human and political ruthlessness, and self-justifying problem-making, all in the headlong rush to greed fulfillment—are, to me, symptomatic of the global corporation’s own real and potential failings.

I hope to contribute to an understanding of what a management consultant is. Despite twelve years among the best in the industry, in half as many firms across the world, and a final, successful ascent to a choice partnership, I find that this question still defies a simple and honest answer. The fact that this is so, I believe, says something about the course and conduct of the consulting industry itself, and a great deal about those like me who defined their lives within its fuzzy, changing boundaries.

There is, of course, quite a menu of possible answers to the question of what a management consultant is: a problem-solver, a businessman’s businessman (still no pretense of gender equality in this industry), a strategist, a knowledgeable expert, a ruthless defender of the bottom line, a seer, forecaster, or guru, a competitive-intelligence gatherer, a market geography specialist, a rallier and motivator, a message bearer, a sounding board, a CEO’s friend and champion.

Like many consultants I have been perceived and promoted as all these things. Consultants can also be described as efficiency drones, headcounting cannibals, surface-skimming masters of pretense, spies and data fabricators, threat mongers and opportunists, hit and run specialists, experts in no industry but the promotion of their own expanded sales and well-being. That such descriptions are often rooted in the facts and reality of the consulting industry is central to what I relate in Consulting Demons.

Finally, a key personal objective in sharing this no-holds-barred review of my life in consulting is to hit the master’s in business administration student right between the eyes. I imagine that few MBAs today are so soft-minded as to believe that consulting is an easy career, a guaranteed learning experience, or a sure-fire transition to rewarding positions in client companies. But having brought literally hundreds of new recruits into the consulting fold, I know that these, and far more bizarre expectations, can sometimes be the norm. If I can do a little to share the flavor of the adventure, and point up the possible benefits of considered alternatives, I will perhaps have done the greatest service of all.

At its heart, this book is the uncensored story of my life in consulting, of the dozen years I devoted to surviving, and ultimately succeeding, at least by the industry’s standards, in this frenetically evolving business. My first two years at BCG Tokyo were handily followed by two more in BCG Boston headquarters. The staccato beat of the U.S. domestic travel required soon had me angling for a return to Asia. Offered a take-it-or-leave-it return to Tokyo to effectively handle the office library and fax queries, I ducked for a few months into a client’s office at General Electric’s Japanese factory automation joint venture, and re-emerged instead as a consultant for a small BCG spin-off, Jim Abegglen’s Asia Advisory Services (AAS).

Or so I thought. The spin-off was about to be acquired by the MAC Group, together with another target, guru C.K. Prahalad’s Change Management Initiative (CMI). The MAC Group had so far resisted its own acquisition by the fast-growing consulting upstart United Research (UR). Aware that UR was now enlisting the French software giant Cap Gemini Sogeti to help force the takeover, MAC, bowing to the inevitable, sought to quickly build up its buy-out cache by first acquiring a few gems of its own in Abegglen and Prahalad.

The new MAC-AAS-UR-CMI agglomeration was to be melded with Cap Gemini’s information systems consulting team and ultimately its own parent’s consulting interests, the Daimler Benz consulting outfit. The whole mess would go under the moniker Gemini Consulting. So I joined the MAC Group, and was merged into Gemini Consulting with everyone else in 1990. I started in Gemini’s London offices, gratefully working principally CMI-derivative cases, while MAC and UR veterans fought for cultural dominance of the new firm. After a year in London, Gemini moved me to Tokyo again, where I was promoted to manager and took a lead role in preparing Gemini’s expansion into Hong Kong and Singapore. Ultimately Gemini’s expansion plans stalled, but I decided to stay in Southeast Asia, working as a freelance for Gemini and others, finding a home for a while with Arthur D. Little, and flirting with BCG again. While working on a large Gemini project in Hong Kong I was made a generous offer by Coopers & Lybrand, who were aggressively expanding into the consulting business in Asia, and I finally joined them, becoming a partner in their Hong Kong office in 1997.

Then I quit. As much as anything else, this book is implicitly about why I quit. But true to my imbued consulting instincts, below I tidy up this tale of ruthless and hazard-ridden progress into a simple chart, for convenient reference.

Though Consulting Demons is roughly organized to follow the chronology of my consulting life, along the way you will see I have inscribed a few memorials under the heading of Consulting Demonology, mini treatises on the real ins and outs of the business. These encapsulate a few of the more telling practices of the consulting cult, and taken together, these Demonology tracts comprise an unorthodox primer on the consulting industry. No firm will likely look kindly on the often unseemly secrets and rites I describe, but having interbred with more than the average share of consulting organizations, I am at least as qualified as most other practitioners of these arts to offer insights to these inner realms.

CHAPTER 1

CONSULTING AND ME

LIKE MANY OF THE INDUSTRY’S TOP ACHIEVERS, I DID NOT SET OUT TO become a management consultant, or even consider a business career, until well after college. Consulting recruiters value diversity and esoterica, founded on strong educational pedigrees, knowing that this is the stuff of staying a step ahead of one’s clients, of engaging, entertaining, and when need be, duping them into a paying belief in new and unique perspectives.

Diversity and esoterica I had in spades. I grew up in Rhode Island in the boom years of the 1960’s, when everything interesting seemed to be happening all at once, but somewhere else. The youngest of six children, I benefited from parents with a staunchly liberal, New Deal view of the world and social justice, and brothers and sisters engaged in every part of the causes of the time. Several of them would embark

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