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Ask Wendy: Straight-Up Advice for All the Drama In Your Life
Ask Wendy: Straight-Up Advice for All the Drama In Your Life
Ask Wendy: Straight-Up Advice for All the Drama In Your Life
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Go ahead . . . ask her anything

Over the radio and now on her popular TV talk show, Wendy Williams has always been approached for her blunt, in-your-face words of advice. How's she doin'? "Ask Wendy" has become more than just a fan-favorite TV segment; it's her calling card. Wendy has helped her viewers cope with everything from backstabbing girlfriends and deadbeat boyfriends to crazy mothers-in-law and jealous coworkers. Fans trust Wendy, even when her advice is tough to hear. She's earned her reputation as "the friend in your head."

On TV Wendy only has a few minutes to respond to each audience member, but in Ask Wendy she goes deeper, answering questions sourced from viewers across the country. No question is off-limits and no situation is too outrageous for her to take on. Wendy shoots straight from those womanly hips of hers to help you manage all the crazy that comes into your life— keepin' it real by drawing on the personal experiences that have shaped her unique perspective. Wendy reveals never-before shared intimate secrets about struggling with weight, navigating rough times in her marriage, and learning to accept herself. Along with the usual girlfriend, boyfriend, and family drama, Wendy straight-talks on topics like style, body image, and office etiquette, and of course she tackles your wildest sex questions. If you've dealt with it, Wendy has a solution for it.

Filled with fun personality quizzes, Wendy's laugh-out-loud anecdotes, and tons of spot-on advice, Ask Wendy will help readers to end the drama in their lives.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherHarperCollins
Release dateMay 7, 2013
ISBN9780062268402
Ask Wendy: Straight-Up Advice for All the Drama In Your Life
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Wendy Williams

WENDY WILLIAMS is a journalist whose work has appeared in The Boston Globe, The Wall Street Journal, The New York Times and The Christian Science Monitor, among other publications. She is the author of several books, including Kraken and Cape Wind, and is a lifelong equestrienne. She lives in Mashpee, Massachusetts.

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    Ask Wendy - Wendy Williams

    INTRODUCTION

    Go on . . . ask me anything. That’s what people have been doing for twenty-five years on the radio and on my TV talk show. Ask Wendy has become more than just a popular advice segment . . . it’s become my calling card. Wherever I go, aside from the usual How you doin’? You’re so much prettier/thinner in person! I get served up a question: Wendy, my mother . . . Wendy, my boyfriend . . . Wendy, what would you do . . . I always say I’m just a woman from New Jersey who is looking at the front door of fifty. I have no fancy degree to qualify me as an expert on relationships. But what I do have is a load of baggage. There are many things in life I’ve done absolutely wrong that I am eager to cop to and hopefully help someone through my example. In my life, I’ve met so many people with interesting situations and I’ve seen people make some pretty stupid mistakes. I don’t need to be burned by the fire to know to stay away from it.

    I’ve always thought Ask Wendy needed to be a book. There’s a lot of drama out there and only so much advice I can give in under three minutes. Often on the show, I don’t have the opportunity to get my full thought out before we have to go to commercial break. I continue talking to the person—but the public isn’t hearing it. What you hear is a sound bite, and often it’s just the tip of the iceberg. I want to go deeper. I want to really give someone who is confused, lost, or freaked out a solution they can use. I want to get to the heart of the issue: What’s really going on here?

    So I was excited to sit down with some of your toughest problems and grapple with them. I also put out the word to my loyal audience: Send me your hardest relationship questions! The questions flooded in, questions ranging from Work Drama (Help! My boss is a psycho!) to Sex Drama (My boyfriend bit me!) to everything in between. I read each and every one of these letters and e-mails—some a dozen times over. Then I thought, What would I do if I were in your shoes? What is the underlying issue here? What are the repercussions?

    If you ask my opinion, I’m going to give it to you straight, no chaser. Each relationship you handle differently: How you handle your boyfriend is not how you handle your father. What you say to your best girlfriend you might never tell your mom. Which is why I organized my advice into chapters based on where the drama is coming from. That way, when an issue arises with your boss at work or your husband at home, you know what page to turn to. People have felt comfy telling me their drama for many years, and the older I get, the more drama I seem to attract! There’s something about me that puts people at ease to show their crazy.

    But I have faith in people; I believe you have the power to solve your own problems. You just need a kick in the butt. If you haven’t figured it out already, I am all about getting your shit together. I don’t believe that any situation is hopeless. As long as you’ve got a breath in your body and a brain in your head, you can move forward and fix things.

    Every life has drama. If someone tells you their relationships are drama-free, they are full of it. I find that love them as we might, not everyone in our lives wishes the best for us. Some people like the drama; they love your mess and they feed off your misery. It’s these folks you need to steer clear of. Not sure who they are? I am. I can smell ’em a mile away. I’ll teach you how to weed out the toxic types, sort the friends from the frenemies, and keep the family ties from choking you. I want you to be proactive. Don’t wait till drama rings your doorbell. Read this book, see what’s out there, and be prepared to handle it.

    I’d like you to walk away wiser. I’d like you to get a laugh out of some of the crazy shit people deal with (My husband has a flatulence problem . . .; My boyfriend told my mom I’m great in bed . . .). I’d like you to feel empowered to find your own answers and smooth out the bumps in your life. Sometimes I think you know the answer before you ask the question—you just need someone to verbalize what’s already in your heart and head. That would be me—and I am happy to take on that role.

    So ask away . . .

    Wendy Williams


    HOT TOPIC

    Is Drama Good for You?

    I know we’d all prefer to live drama-free lives, but drama isn’t always a bad thing:

           •  It helps you define what you want/don’t want in your life, i.e., a crappy dead-end job or a cheating boyfriend.

           •  It encourages you to be proactive: I’m fed up and I’m not gonna take it anymore!

           •  It makes you appreciate what really matters: loving, supportive people in your life and your own personal happiness.

           •  It lets you reexamine and reevaluate: What am I doing? Why am I doing it?

           •  It moves you forward, rather than standing still. If you’ve got aggravation, you’re going to have to do something about it.


    CHAPTER 1

    GIRLFRIEND DRAMA

    Admittedly, I am not the easiest girlfriend to get along with—and that’s because I believe that we outgrow our friendships. I feel that there is a season and a reason for every friend in our lives. Friendships fade. I’ve seen this happen time and time again. The girls who were so important to me in elementary school in New Jersey virtually vanished from my life in high school. Could I have tried harder to maintain these friendships? Could I have clung to them, tooth and nail? Sure. But I’m a practical person. I understand that people grow up and grow apart.

    When I got to college in Boston, many of my NJ friendships dissipated. I didn’t have tons of money or time to spend hours on the phone catching up, or to take a flight or a bus back and forth. When I was working day and night to build my career, some people in my life whom I was close with got tired of my schedule. And when I got married and had a kid, there were a few single ladies who couldn’t handle it. I had left the team. In all these cases, we stopped fitting into each other’s lives.

    I can see some of you shaking your heads at me. You’re not going to ask me to join your book club or knitting circle any day soon! You’re the girl who considers her friendships to be the most precious relationships in her life. If that works for you . . . fine. But if your girlfriend is giving you grief (and from the sound of some of the messages in this chapter, many of them are!), then you have my permission to cut the ties. I want you to understand that your well-being, your dreams, your sanity, trumps any girlfriend’s bitching and moaning. Do you hear that? You asked me . . ." so I told you. I believe in breaking up with your BFF.

    My friend is always one-upping me, telling me how much better she is and how I should be more like her. Basically . . . she makes me feel like crap sometimes.

    Well, if you enjoy feeling like crap, you’re all good. If not, time to sit this girlfriend down and have a conversation. Be very direct: Since when did we become competitors instead of friends? Tell her you miss the way things used to be between you: supportive, nonjudgmental, fun. You did not sign up to be her emotional punching bag! Tell her you’re not sure how or why the dynamic changed, but you feel she is criticizing you unfairly. Do not, I repeat, do not, expect her to take this well. Especially since she thinks she’s the greatest thing since Spanx. You can try and soften the blow by saying the reason you are telling her this is that you want your friendship to last. If she denies her disses—or worse, insists you deserve them—you have a choice: Keep taking it or get walking. I don’t know about you, but I hate junk in the trunk, crap in my closet, and frenemies in my life. What’s the point? All of the above just weigh you down.

    I know it’s hard to let go of people/things that have been with you forever. But like I said: Sometimes it’s time to call it a day. Case in point: I once had a friend who I knew from the party scene. We kissed boys, and we had fun.

    For a while, neither of us had a boyfriend. Then I met Kevin, and what do you think happened? All of a sudden I didn’t have as much time for my girlfriend. I felt conflicted. I wanted to spend time with her, but I had this brand-new boyfriend and I really really, really liked him.

    What really changed things was when my friend ended up sleeping with Kevin’s friend. Of course the friend told Kevin—as boys will do—and he was not very impressed by the company of women I was keeping. Kevin and I continued to date, but he always kind of looked at her sideways every time she came to our house. When we got married and had a baby, there really was no room in our lives for her anymore. It amazed me how opposite we had become, how our priorities had shifted. I didn’t feel like we knew each other anymore—that part of my life was behind me. We’ll always have the memories, but I moved on.

    Maybe you should do the same. But if you choose to give your friend another chance, then don’t let her next insult slide. Stop her in her tracks. When she says something negative or does something hurtful, do not, I repeat, do not let her get away with it. Make her clarify or take it back. You are not a doormat, so don’t let her walk all over you.


    HOT TOPIC

    Can We Talk?

    Whenever you have something difficult to say to a friend, there’s a right way and a wrong way to do it. I recommend you do it face-to-face—no texts, no phones, no iming. Man up (or in this case woman-up). Break it to her gently but in person. I know confrontation freaks most people out, but you need to be one hundred percent honest about what’s bothering you or the relationship will fall apart. The way to get things resolved is to talk it out.

    Spill it. Keeping your hurt and anger bottled up is a recipe for disaster. You’ll only wind up making nasty little remarks (what I call the back at ya, passive-aggressive approach) or worse, exploding in a major fit. The last thing you want in your friendship is a smackdown. Instead, calmly and clearly express how you feel. If you do so in a kind and loving way, your friend won’t feel as threatened.

    Don’t point a finger (or give her the finger!). Try to make this about how you feel—not how she screwed up. Avoid saying things like You always . . . or You did this and that . . . Instead try, When you said these jeans make my ass look huge, it really hurt my feelings . . .

    Prepare for the worst. Your friend may deny all, storm off, or even tell you that you got it all wrong. No one likes to be called out. Just remember: A real friend won’t flee. She’ll want to work things out with you. Be prepared for the friendship to be over. All you can do is speak your truth. You are not responsible for how your friend handles what you have to say. At the very best, you two will work it out and keep an eye on each other. On the other side of that, the friendship might have expired.


    My college roommate just got a divorce and has nowhere to go. She asked if she could move in with me and my boyfriend till she gets back on her feet. I live in a tiny studio apartment. How do I nicely tell her no?

    There is no nice way because she doesn’t want to hear the word no. She’s feeling desperate, which is why she put you in this very awkward situation. I get that you want to be there for her—so be there. Take her to lunch and let her vent; help her find a new apartment; lend her a couple of bucks to help tide her over. There are many ways you can be a tried-and-true friend without letting her crash on your couch. This isn’t college anymore. You have another person in your life who is part of the decision-making process, and he is not gonna appreciate your old roomie sulking around his place. Be kind and let her down easy. And remember that sometimes the best way to help someone stand on their own two feet is to give them a gentle nudge out the door.


    HOT TOPIC

    Polite Ways to Take a Pass

    As women, we tend to be people pleasers, putting others’ happiness before our own. This can lead to resentment and stress—and who needs more of that in her life? Learn to say no to things you have no time, energy, or desire to do. Be polite but firm; don’t let yourself get manipulated or guilted into it. Otherwise you’ll just wind up bitching to me about it!

    SCENARIO 1: Your boss calls during dinner and wants to go over work details.

    HOW TO HANDLE IT: I’m sorry, but we’re in the middle of eating. Can I please call you back when we’re done?

    HOW NOT TO HANDLE IT: My hours are nine to five. See ya in the morning.

    SCENARIO 2: A class mom asks if you would bake cupcakes for tomorrow’s holiday party.

    HOW TO HANDLE IT: Gee, I’m sorry . . . my oven is broken. Maybe next time! or buy a box of Entenmann’s.

    HOW NOT TO HANDLE IT: Do I look like Martha Stewart to you? No way!

    SCENARIO 3: A friend asks if you wouldn’t mind taking care of her cat while she’s on vacation for a week.

    HOW TO HANDLE IT: Aw, I wish I could! My hubby is violently allergic to cats!

    HOW NOT TO HANDLE IT: You think I want to change a litter box while you lie on a beach in St. Barts? Screw you!

    SCENARIO 4: Your neighbors invite you to a party at their place.

    HOW TO HANDLE IT: That’s so kind of you. Unfortunately, we have previous plans that night.

    HOW NOT TO HANDLE IT: Can I see your guest list and get back to you on that?

    SCENARIO 5: Your kid’s ballet school calls to ask for a donation to its annual fund.

    HOW TO HANDLE IT: I’d love to give, but it’s a tough year for us. Maybe when things get a little better financially . . .

    HOW NOT TO HANDLE IT: You’ve got some nerve asking me for more money! Don’t I pay you enough for dance lessons?


    I am only having two bridesmaids in my wedding and I have two sisters, so I can’t ask my best friend

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