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    My Weird School Daze #6: Mrs. Jafee Is Daffy!
    My Weird School Daze #6: Mrs. Jafee Is Daffy!
    My Weird School Daze #6: Mrs. Jafee Is Daffy!
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    My Weird School Daze #6: Mrs. Jafee Is Daffy!

    By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot

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    With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

    In this sixth book in the My Weird School Daze series, the new vice principal of Ella Mentry School has some crazy ideas on how to teach kids. A.J. and the gang have to stand on their heads while they do math! They have to take a spelling test underwater! Everybody has to do yoga! Could it possibly get any weirder?

    Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don't miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateJul 28, 2009
    ISBN9780061919435
    My Weird School Daze #6: Mrs. Jafee Is Daffy!
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    Dan Gutman

    Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.

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      My Weird School Daze #6 - Dan Gutman

      1

      The End of Mr. Klutz?

      My name is A.J. and I hate school.*

      I would rather go shopping for clothes with my mom than go to school. I would rather watch a ballet than go to school. I would rather eat a squirrel that got hit by a car and was lying in the middle of the road for a week than go to school.

      Well, maybe not that last one.

      It was Monday, the worst day of the week. Everybody had to go to the all-purpose room, which is a room we use for all purposes, so it has the perfect name.

      The whole school was gabbing when our principal, Mr. Klutz, got up on the stage. He was holding a suitcase. Mr. Klutz has no hair at all. I mean none. Not even a little on the sides, like my grandpa.

      I have an important announcement to make, said Mr. Klutz.

      Quiet! said Michael, who never ties his shoes. Mr. Klutz is gonna make an important announcement!

      Shhhhh! said Ryan, who will eat anything. Mr. Klutz is gonna make an important announcement!

      Stop talking! said Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes. Mr. Klutz is gonna make an important announcement!

      We were all buzzing so much about Mr. Klutz’s announcement that he couldn’t make the announcement that he was trying to announce.

      The teachers held up peace signs with their fingers, which means shut up. But nobody shut up.

      Mr. Klutz reached into his pocket and pulled out one of those air horn cans that people bring to football games.

      BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

      We all covered our ears and stopped talking.

      Boys and girls, I want to let you know that I have to go to the airport, because I’m leaving—

      WHAT?!

      Mr. Klutz is leaving! one of the second graders yelled.

      Everybody started freaking out, screaming, crying, and falling out of their seats. You should have been there!

      Mr. Klutz isn’t going to be our principal anymore! wailed Andrea Young, this annoying girl in my class with curly brown hair. He must have been fired!

      "We’ve got to do something!" shouted Andrea’s crybaby friend, Emily. Then she went running out of the all-purpose room.

      Even the teachers were sobbing and blowing their noses into tissues. Well, they blew the snot from their noses into the tissues, not the noses themselves. If they blew their noses into the tissues, their noses would fall off; and it would be weird to walk around without a nose.

      Don’t leave us! wailed Ms. Hannah, the art teacher. She jumped onstage and was hanging on to Mr. Klutz’s leg.

      What will we do without you? moaned Miss Lazar, the custodian.

      Mr. Klutz held up the air horn can again.

      BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

      Everybody stopped yelling and crying.

      As I was saying, Mr. Klutz said, I’m leaving…for four days.

      Oh.

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