My Weirder School #3: Mrs. Lilly Is Silly!
By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot
4.5/5
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With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!
It’s Career Day at Ella Mentry School in this third book in the My Weirder School series! And Mrs. Lilly, a reporter for the local paper, decides to stop by. She’s going to help the kids make their own school newspaper. But what happens when A.J. and the gang become investigative reporters? Will someone going to get fired? Or will someone end up going to jail?
Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang.
Dan Gutman
Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.
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My Weirder School #3 - Dan Gutman
My name is A.J. and I hate spiders. Aren’t spiders gross? Yesterday I was in my backyard, and one of those disgusting things crawled up my leg. I thought I was gonna die!
Something else really weird happened yesterday. It was Friday. I walked into Mr. Granite’s class at school, and there were three grown-ups sitting on chairs in front of the whiteboard: a fireman, a cowboy, and a frogman.
"Who are they?" whispered my friend Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn’t food.
Those guys must have escaped from the loony bin,
said Michael, who never ties his shoes.
We were all talking, until Mr. Granite held up his hand and made a peace sign, which means shut up.
Some other grown-ups came in and sat in front of the whiteboard.
Good morning, everyone,
said Mr. Granite. "Dr. Carbles, the president of the Board of Education, decided that today would be Career Day at Ella Mentry School. So I invited a few of my friends to come in and tell you about their jobs. Maybe this will help you decide what you want to be when you grow up."
"I already know what I’m going to be, I said.
A pro skateboarder."
Me too,
said Alexia, who is a girl but is cool anyway.
I want to be a veterinarian,
said Andrea Young, this annoying girl with curly brown hair that I hate.
You want to grow up and not eat meat?
I asked.
"That’s a vegetarian, Arlo!" Andrea said, rolling her eyes. She calls me by my real name because she knows I don’t like it. Why can’t a truck full of vegetarians fall on Andrea’s head?
The frogman stood up first. He had a mask on his face and flippers on his feet.
I’m a scuba diver,
he told us. I feed the fish at the aquarium blah blah blah.
He told us all about how he feeds the fish. Then the cowboy stood up.
I milk the cows and groom the horses and blah blah blah,
he said. He told us what it was like to work on a ranch. Then some other guy stood up.
I’m an exterminator,
he said. My job is to kill bugs and blah blah blah.
Grown-ups sure have weird jobs!
Our next guest is a special surprise,
Mr. Granite told us. Please welcome … professional skateboarder Tony Eagle!
Wow! Tony Eagle is famous! He’s been on TV. Me and the guys and Alexia started clapping and shouting.
Tony Eagle came