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    Do Unto Others: 1000 Hilarious Ways to Screw with People's Heads
    Do Unto Others: 1000 Hilarious Ways to Screw with People's Heads
    Do Unto Others: 1000 Hilarious Ways to Screw with People's Heads
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    Do Unto Others: 1000 Hilarious Ways to Screw with People's Heads

    By Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg

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    From the authors of Would You Rather, comes Do Unto Others, A Life's Little Instruction Book for those looking to add a little lunacy to their lives.With over 1,000 off-the-wall things to do in over 50 locations (churchs, shopping malls, public bathrooms, etc.), Justin Heimberg and David Gomberg have created a laugh-a-minute guide to disturbing and disgusting those around you.

    Here are some sample suggestions:

    Things to Do During a Job Interview
    --Answer all questions in interpretive dance
    --If they ask...
    "So Where Are you From?"
    You answer...
    "I'm probably the creation of some insane wizard."

    Fun Things to Do in a Mall
    --At the bookstore, hang out in self-help section, hit on vulnerable women.
    --Offer to pay for things in
    a) pennies b) acorns c) "tales of adventure"

    From the outlandish to the absurd, Do Unto Others covers all the bases of how to make the most out of mundane situations.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMacmillan Publishers
    Release dateJul 7, 2000
    ISBN9780312274337
    Do Unto Others: 1000 Hilarious Ways to Screw with People's Heads
    Author

    Justin Heimberg

    Justin Heimberg is an esteemed co-author of Would You Rather... and Would You Rather 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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      Do Unto Others - Justin Heimberg

      Introduction

      Everybody complains that there’s nothing to do anymore.

      Well, complain no more. Here are 1,000¹ things to do in over 50 locations and situations, from standing on an elevator to attending church to going on a first date.

      Understand, these aren’t particularly wise things to do. Nor are these the sort of actions meant to lift your spirits or bolster your moral character. If anything, these directives are meant to take meaning away from your lives. No, these things to do are not even vaguely profound, or socially redeeming in any way whatsoever. They are simply provided to help make your life, and in turn the world, a little bit

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