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    Killer Koalas from Outer Space and Lots of Other Very Bad Stuff that Will Make Your Brain Explode!
    Killer Koalas from Outer Space and Lots of Other Very Bad Stuff that Will Make Your Brain Explode!
    Killer Koalas from Outer Space and Lots of Other Very Bad Stuff that Will Make Your Brain Explode!
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    Killer Koalas from Outer Space and Lots of Other Very Bad Stuff that Will Make Your Brain Explode!

    By Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton

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    About this ebook

    Surprise, absurdity, and laugh-out-loud humor are the hallmarks of award-winning, New York Times-bestselling author Andy Griffiths's books for kids--and this time, he has a few bad things on his mind...

    Following in the footsteps of The Cat on the Mat is Flat and The Big Fat Cow That Goes Kapow, Andy Griffiths turns the silliness up a few notches in this collection of stories for 8-to-12-year-olds featuring a vast array of very ridiculous and very bad things: zombie kittens, rocket-stealing ants, and of course, killer koalas from outer space!

    This very silly book filled with very bad things will make even very reluctant readers laugh very, very hard--maybe until their brains explode!

    * "Hilarious collection of rude, lewd and crude poems, jokes and cautionary tales." —Kirkus Reviews, Starred Review

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMacmillan Publishers
    Release dateOct 11, 2011
    ISBN9781466827677
    Killer Koalas from Outer Space and Lots of Other Very Bad Stuff that Will Make Your Brain Explode!
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    Andy Griffiths

    Andy Griffiths is an internationally successful, award-winning children's author. His books have been bestsellers in his homeland Australia, the USA and the UK. He is the co-creator of the bestselling, award-winning Treehouse series with illustrator Terry Denton, which has been published in over thirty countries. Andy thrives on having an audience: he has worked as a high school teacher; been the lead singer in a rock band and a stand-up comedian. He has two daughters and lives in Melbourne, Australia. The first book in the Treehouse series, 13-Storey Treehouse, won the Sainsburys Children's Book Award in 2015, the Lancashire Fantastic Book Award in 2016, as well as the 2016 Coventry Inspiration Award, and the fourth Treehouse book, The 52-Storey Treehouse, won the Australian Book Industry Awards Book of the Year prize – the first children's book to ever do so.

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    • 2/5
      Goofy, silly collection of comics, rhymes, and short, short stories with lots of juvenile, gross out jokes. Griffiths's previous two books are much, much better.
    • 5/5
      This book will make you laugh out loud and is so hilarious it forces you to read it aloud to anyone within earshot.

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    Killer Koalas from Outer Space and Lots of Other Very Bad Stuff that Will Make Your Brain Explode! - Andy Griffiths

    Killer Koalas from Outer Space

    Killer koalas from outer space:

    They look cute and cuddly,

    but they’ll rip off your face!

    They come here disguised

    as cute marsupials,

    but they’re really face-ripping

    extraterrestrials!

    So, if I were you, from this place I would race

    before those koalas (with unseemly haste)

    get out their claws and

    RIP OFF YOUR FACE!

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    THE END

    Very Bad Mary, Quite Contrary

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    Very Bad Mary, quite contrary,

    how does your garden grow?

    With poison ivy, prickles, and thistles,

    and spiky weeds all in a row?

    Little Willy

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    Eating more than he was able,

    Willy died at the breakfast table.

    Please, Mama, said little Meg.

    May I have his other egg?

    Bad Mommy and Daddy and the Volcano

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