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    Zombies Don't Celebrate: 8 Holiday Poems
    Zombies Don't Celebrate: 8 Holiday Poems
    Zombies Don't Celebrate: 8 Holiday Poems
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    Zombies Don't Celebrate: 8 Holiday Poems

    By Rusty Fischer

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    Mistletoe? Check.
    Fireworks? Check.
    Pumpkins? Check.
    Leprechauns? Check.
    Zombies? Uh oh...
    Enjoy this seasonal sampling of 8 holiday poems about... the Living Dead!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRusty Fischer
    Release dateNov 10, 2010
    Zombies Don't Celebrate: 8 Holiday Poems
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    Rusty Fischer

    Rusty Fischer is a full-time freelance writer, multi-published ghostwriter and the author of dozens of published books across a variety of genres, from nonfiction to fiction, including his popular A Living Dead Love Story series from Medallion Press. Visit him at www.rustyfischer.com to read more!

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      Zombies Don't Celebrate - Rusty Fischer

      Zombies Don’t Celebrate:

      A Living Dead Holiday Poetry Anthology

      By Rusty Fischer, Author of Zombies Don’t Cry

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      Zombies Don’t Celebrate

      Rusty Fischer

      Copyright 2012 by Rusty Fischer

      Smashwords Edition

      * * * * *

      This is a work of fiction. All of the names, characters, places and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author’s imagination or, if real, are used fictitiously.

      Front cover credit: Ivan Bliznetsov

      * * * * *

      Author’s Note:

      The following is a FREE short story edited by the author himself. If you see any glaring mistakes, I apologize and hope you don’t take it out on my poor characters, who had nothing to do with their author’s bad grammar!

      Happy reading… and happy holidays!

      Enjoy!

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      Table of Contents

      Zombies Don’t Date: A Living Dead Valentine’s Day Poem

      Zombies Don’t Pinch: A Living Dead St. Patrick’s Day Poem

      Zombies Don’t Hop: A Living Dead Easter Poem

      Zombies Don’t BBQ: A Living Dead 4th of July Poem

      Zombies Don’t Trick or Treat: A Living Dead Halloween Poem

      Zombies Don’t Gobble: A Living Dead Thanksgiving Poem

      Zombies Don’t Jingle: A Living Dead Christmas Poem

      Zombies Don’t Pop: A Living Dead New Year’s Eve Poem

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      Zombies Don’t Date

      The envelopes kept

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