Zombies Don't Kiss & Tell: A YA Short Story
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Jordy’s best friend thought setting him up on a blind date with a zombie would be a great prank. He never expected Jordy would fall for one of the living dead...
Rusty Fischer
Rusty Fischer is a full-time freelance writer, multi-published ghostwriter and the author of dozens of published books across a variety of genres, from nonfiction to fiction, including his popular A Living Dead Love Story series from Medallion Press. Visit him at www.rustyfischer.com to read more!
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Zombies Don't Kiss & Tell - Rusty Fischer
Zombies Don’t Kiss & Tell:
A YA Short Story
By Rusty Fischer, author of Zombies Don’t Cry
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Zombies Don’t Kiss & Tell
Rusty Fischer
Copyright 2012 by Rusty Fischer
Smashwords Edition
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This is a work of fiction. All of the names, characters, places and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author’s imagination or, if real, are used fictitiously.
Cover credit: © rangizzz – Fotolia.com
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Author’s Note:
The following is a FREE living dead blind date story. (Say that three times fast, why don’t you?) Any errors, typos, grammar or spelling issues are completely the fault of the zombies. (They’re not very patient with the editorial process!)
Anyway, I hope you can overlook any minor errors you may find; enjoy!
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Zombies Don’t Kiss & Tell:
A YA Short Story
My blind date is a zombie.
Wow; just… awesome.
Okay, no, I mean… that’s fine.
No biggie.
I’ll just make sure to ask for a corner booth, blow out the candle the minute we get there and order her steak (really, really) rare; we’re cool.
I’ve been quiet too long, standing just outside the cozy little café