Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies
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The Sugar Plum Fairies are tired of dancing for nothing. To make matters worse, the North Pole is freezing, they have to wear skimpy outfits and their poor little legs get worn out quickly. When the Elvin Labor Union was formed, the poor little fairies were left out of any sort of fair bargaining agreement.
The time has come for all of that to change.
Everyone knows Christmas Eve is the best time to attack the North Pole. Santa’s getting ready to deliver toys, the elves are partying and the reindeer have finished playing their reindeer games. Can the legendary North Pole withstand yet another attack? Will Christmas come to a screeching halt?
Join three stealthy fairies: Sydae, Araedae and Zannae, as they try to make life easier for all Sugar Plum Fairies. Will they be able to succeed in their mission? What’s happened to Santa? Will the elves stop the fairies from their task? And what secret is Mrs. Claus hiding from the world?
Caution: This story is not for normal children. If you have any intention of raising a well-adjusted child, this is not the right tale for you.
Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies is a short story.
John H. Carroll
John H. Carroll was the youngest of seven children and was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1970 where he was kept in a dresser drawer with the clean socks. Luckily, he wasn’t kept with the dirty socks or else he might have grown up to become slightly warped.As a child, John spent most of his time wandering through the Mojave Desert in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the sky, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. One of his favorite memories is watching his dad build the fuselage of Evel Kneivel’s skycycle in their garage. One of his least favorite moments was watching that skycycle fall into the Snake River. (Not his dad’s fault and he has documentation to prove it, so nyah)As a teenager, John spent most of his time driving wherever he could in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the road, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He was the captain of the chess team, lettered in golf and band while in high school, and wasn’t beaten up anywhere near as much as one might imagine.As an adult, John spends most of his time staring at a computer screen in an attempt to avoid people. He stares at the monitor for hours, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. Occasionally, he looks around to see what’s happening on planet Earth. Quite frankly, it frightens him. He’s just going to do his best to write as many books as he can before aliens disintegrate humanity for being so irritating.Emo bunny minions surround John at most times. He is their imaginary friend and they look to him for guidance. At one point, they took over the world. No one noticed because they left everything exactly as it was. They gave the world back after a week because it was depressing.The Ryallon Series is his most popular endeavor into the field of writing. His Stories for Demented Children have lightened the hearts of many strange children and adults. He writes in the evenings and weekends whenever possible.
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Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies - John H. Carroll
Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies
Stories for Demented Children
John H. Carroll
Published by John H. Carroll at Smashwords
Copyright 2013 John H. Carroll
Cover image Copyright 2011 John H. Carroll
Cover photography by Tracy Carroll
I dedicate this story to my Dad. The memory of him reading The Night Before Christmas
to us kids every year is one that I have always cherished deep within my heart.
This story is for kids who think the whole Santa’s helpers
conspiracy is a government plot to spy on children.
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About the Author
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Light from tall streetlamps illuminated the snow that drifted lazily down to the cobblestones. Wait here while I scout ahead,
Araedae the Sugar Plum Fairy whispered back to her two friends who had volunteered for the special mission with her.
Be careful. Some of the elves might still be in the warehouses or walking along the streets,
Sydae warned while holding tightly to one of Araedae’s arms. She fixed her grey-blue eyes on Araedae’s silver ones. I would just die if anything happened to you.
She’ll be fine,
Zannae reassured their friend. Her brilliant violet eyes sparkled in the light from the nearby streetlamp. Every Sugar Plum Fairy in the world had different color eyes with wings and hair to match. It wasn’t hard; there weren’t many of the rare type of fairy. No elf would voluntarily be away from the sleigh loading ceremony.
True, they wouldn’t want to miss the spiked eggnog,
Sydae said derisively, causing the others to