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    Star Sex
    Star Sex
    Star Sex
    Ebook38 pages44 minutes

    Star Sex

    By Robert Jeschonek

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    Can hot space sex save planet Earth? With the world about to end, a desperate team of humans mounts a last-ditch effort to find alien help at the interplanetary Worlds' Fair. Captain Alec Strayhorn and his crew offer up everything Earth has left, only to be rejected by one bizarre alien lifeform after another. But the aliens turn out to have a craving for an unexpected treasure: human sex. The aliens like to watch, and the humans will do anything to save their world...or will they? And what happens when a secret from beyond the stars changes the whole horny equation? Don't miss this exciting tale by award-winning storyteller Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected science fiction that really packs a punch.

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    "Robert Jeschonek is a towering talent..." – Mike Resnick, Hugo and Nebula Award-winning author

    "Jeschonek ́s stories are delightfully insane, a pleasure to read..." – Fabio Fernandes, Fantasy Book Critic

    "Robert Jeschonek is the literary love child of Tim Burton and Neil Gaiman—his fiction is cutting edge, original, and pulsing with dark and fantastical life. His stories suck me in and refuse to let me go until the last page..." – Adrian Phoenix, critically acclaimed author of The Maker's Song series and Black Dust Mambo

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    About the Author

    Robert T. Jeschonek is an award-winning writer whose fiction, comics, essays, articles, and podcasts have been published around the world. DC Comics, Simon & Schuster, and DAW have published his work. Robert was nominated for the British Fantasy Award for his story, "Fear of Rain." His young adult urban fantasy novel, My Favorite Band Does Not Exist, is now available from Clarion Books/Houghton Mifflin Harcourt and was named one of Booklist’s Top Ten First Novels for Youth. Visit him online at www.thefictioneer.com. You can also find him on Facebook and follow him as @TheFictioneer on Twitter.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRobert Jeschonek
    Release dateDec 20, 2011
    ISBN9781466116412
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      Copyright © 2023 by Robert Jeschonek

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      Cover Art Copyright © 2023 by Ben Baldwin

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      This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

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      The alien who looked like a cactus blinked his prickly pear eyes and made a noise like a screaming cat.

      At first, Dinah Ryan wasn't sure that this was a bad thing.  For all she and her fellow Earthlings knew about aliens, it could have been a cry of pure ecstasy.

      But then, the cactus puked chunky blue slime all over Ben Blakey, which tipped them off.  With a noise like a dental drill running at full throttle, Mr. Cactus scooted off to the next booth.

      So humanity was still screwed.

      Ah, man!  Blakey flicked slime from his gray jumpsuit and wrinkled his nose.  "This stuff stinks!"

      "You're telling me.  Mahalia Davis darted away from him. How the hell many of these species communicate by spraying shit at each other, anyway?"

      Dinah grinned and shook her head, tossing her shoulder-length sandy brown hair.  I still say it's a joke. Initiation pranks for the new kids on the block.

      No, said Captain Alec Strayhorn.  We don't matter that much to them. Half of them don't even know we're here.

      Dinah gazed out at the

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