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    Larry The Alien Book Two
    Larry The Alien Book Two
    Larry The Alien Book Two
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    Larry The Alien Book Two

    By John McDonnell

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    Book Two of the wacky adventures of Larry The Alien, who came to Earth to conquer it but ended up tending bar for a guy named Murphy. Larry gets anxiety attacks and changes into things like a six foot tall pink rabbit, a walrus, and a chimpanzee. He lives with a dysfunctional family and has many funny adventures with them. Based on a popular Web series, Larry The Alien features humor that is a cross between Monty Python and Garrison Keillor. These are tall tales of the absurd, moments of wackiness that will make you laugh so hard you'll spill your coffee. Get a laugh to brighten your day -- read a Larry The Alien story!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJohn McDonnell
    Release dateJan 22, 2012
    ISBN9781465716545
    Larry The Alien Book Two
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    John McDonnell

    John McDonnell is a British Labour Party politician who was appointed the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer in September 2015. He became the Member of Parliament (MP) for Hayes and Harlington at the 1997 general election, and has retained his seat from then onwards.

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      Larry The Alien Book Two - John McDonnell

      LARRY THE ALIEN

      BOOK TWO

      John McDonnell

      Smashwords Edition

      Copyright 2012 John McDonnell

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      Smashwords Edition, License Notes

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each person you share it with. If you're reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then you should return to Smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      This is the second collection of funny stories about Larry The Alien, a creature from an advanced civilization who is sent to conquer Earth but ends up living with a dysfunctional family and working in Murphy’s bar. Larry has anxiety problems, and tends to change his shape when he gets nervous, which happens a lot. Larry and the rest of the characters are figments of the imagination of John McDonnell, and are here for your enjoyment.

      TABLE OF CONTENTS

      LARRY THE LOUNGE SINGER

      LARRY THE LIFESAVER

      LARRY AND THE GOD QUESTION

      DON'T MESS WITH THE PINK RABBIT

      LARRY, YOUR BOSS IS CALLING

      LARRY AND HUGGSIE THE WOMBAT

      LARRY FIXES THE BIG GAME

      A VERY LARRY THANKSGIVING

      LARRY THE LOUNGE SINGER

      Dolores lost no time when she discovered that Larry had a set of pipes like an extraterrestrial Tony Bennett. She bullied a local banker into giving her a home equity loan, and used the money to pay for a complete overhaul of Murphy’s gin joint. She added mahogany woodwork, a bar with a mirrored backdrop, shelves of liquor with names Murphy couldn’t pronounce, and a staff of cosmetically enhanced waitresses and barmen.

      She also put in a dance

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