A Little Bit Elephant
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Extra Quirky verses by Barnaby Wilde ... A collection of unrelated verse packed with puns weak jokes and other strange stuff, including Carpets, Cabbages, Metaphysical Geography, Donuts, Kitchen Appliances, Centaurs and much much more, with just a little bit of elephant.
Go on, you know you want to ...
Barnaby Wilde
Barnaby Wilde is the pen name of Tim Fisher.Tim was born in 1947 in Hertfordshire, United Kingdom, but grew up and was educated in the West Country. He graduated with a Physics degree in 1969 and worked in manufacturing and quality control for a multinational photographic company for 30 years before taking an early retirement to pursue other interests. He has two grown up children and currently lives happily in Devon.
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A Little Bit Elephant - Barnaby Wilde
A Little Bit Elephant
a collection of verse
by
Barnaby Wilde
Copyright 2012 by Barnaby Wilde
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Cover picture 'Elephant on a bicycle' public domain image
Other published works by the author.
A Question of Alignment – a Tom Fletcher novel
I Keep Thinking It's Tuesday – a Tom Fletcher novel
Animalia – a collection of quirky verse with an animal theme
Life… -- a collection of verse on a vaguely 'life' related theme
The Blind Philospher and the God of Small Things -- more verse, with a philosophical theme and bad puns.
Not at all Rhinocerus – a collection of verse with almost no mention of rhinoceros
Tunnel Vision – a collection of longer verses, just as quirky, but with fewer puns and absolutely no rhinoceros
Barnaby Wilde is the pen name of Tim Fisher.
Tim was born in 1947 in Hertfordshire, United Kingdom, but grew up and was educated in the West Country. He graduated with a Physics degree in 1969 and worked in manufacturing and quality control for a multinational photographic company for 30 years before taking an early retirement to pursue other interests. He has two grown up children and currently lives happily in Devon.
Visit www.barnaby-wilde.co.uk for the author's blog and more information about the world of Barnaby Wilde.
Allied to carpets
Please pause for a moment and ponder your carpet.
Depressed and downtrodden, it’s outlook is bleak,
when bottles are spilt on the broadloom or Wilton
which mottle and stain the original