Behind The Skirting Board
By John Porter
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For a young couple moving ahead into an exciting new stage of life, everything is an exciting challenge... a journey together through the shared adventures of renovating an old house, starting a new business, and keeping a most extraordinary new pet. But life can be unpredictable, and insufficient attention to detail can sometimes be a very dangerous thing...
This is one of a series of ten short stories in the black comedy genre by the same author.
John Porter
John Porter was born in Massachusetts and he started climbing at the age of twelve, serving his apprenticeship in the White Mountains, Rockies, Cascades and Yosemite. He moved to the UK in the early 1970s to do postgraduate work at Leeds University where he joined a team of climbers dedicated to clean ethics, alpine-style and the fostering of international partnerships. Ascents of the North Face of Koh-i-Bandaka (1977) and the south face of Changabang (1978) with Alex MacIntyre and Polish friends were achieved in the middle of the cold war. Other climbs include lightweight attempts of the west ridge of Everest in winter, the north-west ridge of K2, the east face of Sepu Kangri, first ascents of Chong Kundam I and V in the Eastern Karakoram, and many other notable climbs around the world over a period of fifty-five years. In 1980 he founded the Kendal Mountain Festival with Brian Hall and Jim Curran, and in 2011 he and Brian founded the online adventure film website SteepEdge. John lives in the Cumbrian Lake District working as a consultant in the energy sector. He is a vice president of the Alpine Club and has previously been a vice president of the British Mountaineering Council and secretary to the Mountain Heritage Trust.
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Behind The Skirting Board - John Porter
Behind The Skirting Board
By
John Porter
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(One short story in a series of ten by the same author)
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Behind The Skirting Board
Copyright © 2012 John Porter
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Introduction
For a young couple moving ahead into an exciting new stage of life, everything is an exciting challenge... a journey together through the shared adventures of renovating an old house, starting a new business, and keeping a most extraordinary pet.
But life can be unpredictable, and insufficient attention to detail can sometimes be a very dangerous thing...
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Behind The Skirting Board
Latisha walked in the shade of the spreading trees that flanked the grey, gravel road and cast her mind back over the events of the past couple of years. Whoever said that little things don’t count was a fool, she thought. They mean the world to me – the little things in life are all that matter. The little things in life are life.
She climbed into her blue saloon car and started the engine. Stretching for the pedals she decided to change the vehicle for a Mini when she had a chance – it really was too big for her now, and a Mini would be far easier to drive.
She engaged the gears and the vehicle moved off. On the way home she passed a number of cafes with outside tables along the main street of the old market town, but food wasn’t on her agenda. She so rarely felt hungry these days, and although she had lost quite some weight it didn’t concern her. She knew the reasons for her new, more diminutive form, and she welcomed them. Buying less food would save her money anyway, she thought briefly, and turned onto the motorway that would take her home.
Hey! Latisha! Check this lot out!
Doug’s voice called up from the basement in excitement.
This place is worth more money than we thought! This stuff must be worth thousands!
She started towards the door that led down to the cellar, but Doug was already at the head of the stairs; several dusty, cobwebbed shapes in his arms.
"The cellar’s packed with antiques! I bet the real estate people didn’t know they were there!" he exclaimed, dumping his armful down on the thick oak table.
"Careful Doug – you’ll scratch the