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    Jenno's Widdlington
    Jenno's Widdlington
    Jenno's Widdlington
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    Jenno's Widdlington

    By Jenno Bryce

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    A collection of Jenno's Facebook sayings, as well as comments on life, and her village of Widdlington. Jenno's friends and acquaintances leap on to the pages, scattering a confetti trail of apostrophes and points of suspension.There is a picture on every page.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJenno Bryce
    Release dateFeb 2, 2012
    ISBN9781465798114
    Jenno's Widdlington
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    Jenno Bryce

    The gardens of Peter and Jenno were back to back. At the bottom of Jenno's garden was a chicken shed. Peter just had a shed. Jenno and Peter were in different gangs; but a friendship developed... more or less.

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      Jenno's Widdlington - Jenno Bryce

      Preface

      Ain’t preface a funny sorta word? It’s kinda loike me facing up ter wot yew’re goin’ ter get. Any’ow, Oi ‘ad the idea that Oi ought ter say somefink at the beginnin’ ter get yew ready fer wot comes after, ‘cos it ain’t always easy ter unnerstan’, even fer me; an’ cripes, that’s saying somefink.

      The fing is, that lately, Oi’ve been puttin’ stuff up on Facebook (not prefacebook!). There’s a few people around wot seem ter loike wot Oi put there, so Oi decided ter collect it all tergevver in one place, as it were. An’ then Oi added a little bit more about moi village o’ Widdlin’ton, jus’ ter give yew good measure.

      Peter St John ‘elped a bit at the start, but then ‘ee kept on an’ on about ‘ow moi writin’ weren’t all wot it could be. Well Oi know that already, don’t Oi? So Oi didn’t need ‘im ter tell me. An’ so Oi told ‘im straight out, that if’n ‘ee were a-finkin’ that Oi’m goin’ ter write posh English, jus’ ter please ‘im, an’ then lose all moi friends down the Lane wot’ll start believin’ that Oi’m suddenly puttin’ on ‘igh an’ mighty airs, then ‘ee c’n jolly well fink again.

      Same goes fer yew. If’n yew don’t loike the way Oi write, then yew c’n always look at the pictures. It’s all free, so yew ain’t got nuffink ter complain about. Besides, ‘oo’s book is it anyway?

      If’n yew’d loike ter see some stuff about me wot’s a bit posher, yew c’d take a look at Peter St John’s Gang books wot are all on http://www.peterstjohn.net/

      Any’ow, ‘ere we go wiv moi book…

      Wiv luv from Jenno.

      8 February 2012

      Oi’ve drawn yew a map of Widdlin’ton. It ain’t the Centre of the World even though it’s got my ‘ouse on it an’ all. Oi’ve marked my ‘ouse special, so’s yew can’t

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