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    Grampa and Elli
    Grampa and Elli
    Grampa and Elli
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    Grampa and Elli

    By Wayne S. Polls

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    Grampa and Elli is a collection of three humorous conversations between a loving grandfather and his four-year-old granddaughter, Elli.

    In “Stinky!,” Grampa tells of a cat he claims to have owned; a cat with no sense of smell, a cat that once drove him to the breaking point and suffered the consequences!

    In “Fishin’ Talk,” Grampa teaches the dangers of taking the easy path in life. Elli also learns about human nature and special pigs – and the best way to deal with both!

    In “Li’l Calendar Girl,” we learn that Elli did something naughty. Fearing the loss of her beloved grandfather, she took drastic measures to ensure that it will never happen.
    Now, in trouble for her deed, she seeks comfort in one of Grampa’s ‘true’ stories.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWayne S. Polls
    Release dateFeb 20, 2012
    ISBN9781465896735
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      Grampa and Elli - Wayne S. Polls

      Grampa and Elli

      A trilogy by Wayne S. Polls

      Copyright 2011 by Wayne S. Polls

      Published by Living Books USA

      Cover design by Living Books USA

      Smashwords Edition

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      Grampa and his four-year-old granddaughter, Elli, have the perfect relationship. He is a spinner of yarns. She is his eager audience.

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      All rights reserved. This ebook contains material protected under International and Federal Copyright Laws and Treaties. Any unauthorized reprint or use of this material is prohibited. No part of this ebook may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system without express written permission from the author or publisher.

      This ebook is purely a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons whether living or deceased, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

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