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    Control Zombies Suck Brains from Living Skulls

    By William Haloupek

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    It would all be over soon, as I was the last of my kind. The only hope for humanity was that zombie scientists would someday clone humans and raise them as livestock.

    The evil zombie bastards had young, voluptuous Nell tied to the railroad tracks, as usual. Her little black dress was ripped to shreds, but her long, blonde hair was perfect. I ran as far and as fast as I could. In the middle of what could have been Utah, I decided to run down the center stripe of a deserted highway, hysterically yelling ZOMBIES!!!!

    Blood-crazed zombies were closing in on me from all sides. That meant I had those zombies right where I wanted them. It was time to begin ... the unholy experiment.

    First, I separated the zombies into two groups. Those who had been through the maze before were in the experimental group. The rest, who were new to the maze, formed the control group. The study investigated whether zombies could learn mazes. I had the control zombies remove their shirts, so it was shirts versus skins.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWilliam Haloupek
    Release dateFeb 22, 2012
    ISBN9781465875730
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    William Haloupek

    William Haloupek Mathematician -- PhD 1992 University of Wisconsin-Madison Astronomy is my hobby. Kind of an obsession at times! I started out in Topology and Analysis at Texas Tech, then went to Wisconsin and switched to Applied Math. Started working on a PhD thesis in General Relativity, then changed to Dynamical Systems, and ended up with a PhD in Differentiability Theory. I'm pretty comfortable with most Math and Classical Physics. Never could understand the Quantum stuff. Elementary Particle Theory makes no sense to me. I also worked as a radar engineer in the missile defense industry for 10 years. After 10 years I can't claim to be a real engineer. I just worked on the mathematical problems the engineers could come up with for me. Still, it gave me an appreciation of the "real world." Other hobbies: genealogy, coin collecting,science fiction, philosophy, hiking.

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