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    Heater Case J: The Unauthorized Unofficial Unwanted Unnecessary Autobiography
    Heater Case J: The Unauthorized Unofficial Unwanted Unnecessary Autobiography
    Heater Case J: The Unauthorized Unofficial Unwanted Unnecessary Autobiography
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    Heater Case J: The Unauthorized Unofficial Unwanted Unnecessary Autobiography

    By Heater Case

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    Finally! The long-awaited origin and adventures of my thinly veiled alter ego:
    By day, he's the most famous actor in the world. By night, he's... well, he's the most famous actor in the world, but a sacred vow and a dead cat also transformed him into one of the most feared avengers ever known. Donning body armor and a mask made of junk parts, he is a one-man dynamo against crime known only as Heater Case J

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHeater Case
    Release dateMar 23, 2012
    ISBN9781476172460
    Heater Case J: The Unauthorized Unofficial Unwanted Unnecessary Autobiography
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    Heater Case

    Heater Case has been a writer, musician, and artist since elementary school. He's lived extensively in New York City and Boston, with shorter incarnations in Chicago and Los Angeles. He roots for the underdog because underdogs need good pep talks and that requires being positive and unselfish. He also likes turkey burgers with Eggo waffles instead of buns. That about sums it up.

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      Heater Case J - Heater Case

      Heater Case J

      The Unauthorized Unofficial Unwanted Unnecessary Autobiography

      By Heater Case

      Smashwords Edition

      Copyright 2011 Heater Case

      Smashwords Edition, License Notes

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to Smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      Table of Contents

      Introduction

      The Origin of Heater Case J

      Heater Case J and the Missing Angel

      Heater Case J and the Bolt

      Author’s Note

      Introduction

      Oh, hello! How lovely to see you. Come in... come in. You'll have to excuse me, I wasn't expecting company. Please, get yourself a beverage from the fridge while I straighten up around here. Get me one too!

      Ah, I see you found the sangria. Thanks. Cheers! Ahhh.

      Sit! Please have a seat.

      So...

      Please excuse the mess. Housekeeping hasn't come by yet. These press junkets are a necessary evil, I suppose. At least you get to stay in a nice hotel suite while all the entertainment reporters take turns sitting with you over there, in front of the poster for the film. They all ask the same questions. My job is to sound fresh and witty with each cookie cutter interview.

      Have you ever seen 'Water' with Michael Caine and Valerie Perrine? It's a great little unknown film. Well, supposedly, Valerie was getting a little testy about waiting around so much. At one point Sir Michael wandered over and told her, Darling, we live to be in front of the camera. We're paid to wait.

      The funniest thing is that I made this film two years ago. I've made six films since. I have to act like we just got done last night and this is the best thing since the invention of the wheel they stuck on the wagon to deliver all the sliced bread.

      Now, that's acting.

      But, this isn't about the film. I've decided to turn over a new leaf in my life. Is that the right term? Come clean? Nah. Get something off my chest? Let's get back to that.

      It's 2012. Everybody's been going nuts about what's going to happen. Cosmic alignment? The collapse of civilization?

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