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    Weathering Your Reanimation-Tips for Surviving your Existence as a Zombie
    Weathering Your Reanimation-Tips for Surviving your Existence as a Zombie
    Weathering Your Reanimation-Tips for Surviving your Existence as a Zombie
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    Weathering Your Reanimation-Tips for Surviving your Existence as a Zombie

    By Shane Koch

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    Most zombie survival guides are for living people, to try and help them prosper in an undead world. But this guide is for the person who expects to die, and helps you develop pre-death skill sets that will enable you to thrive as a zombie!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherShane Koch
    Release dateApr 10, 2012
    ISBN9781476235011
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      Weathering Your Reanimation-Tips for Surviving your Existence as a Zombie - Shane Koch

      Weathering Your Reanimation: Tips For Surviving Your Existence as a Zombie

      By Shane Koch

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      Copyright 2012 Shane Koch

      Weathering Your Reanimation

      Tips for ‘Surviving’ Your Existence as a Zombie

      Part one: The dead at the end of the world.

      You who are free, rescue the dead. (David Ignatow)

      You’ve probably heard about the coming apocalypse. Since antiquity, pre-Christianity, apocalyptic thought has been prevalent in nearly every culture of mankind. In ancient Iran, Zarathustra, the founder of Zoroastrianism (the world’s first monotheistic religion), saw in astronomy not only the changing of the seasons and the days on the calendar, but the eventual end of time as well. Polytheistic religions, with their pantheons of colorful gods, soon fell by the wayside, as monotheism spread over the course of the centuries, bringing with it various theories about the End Of Everything that was, and the blossoming of a new world, be it utopian or otherwise. Apocalyptic prophecy was a new idea at the time, but it soon became one of the most prevalent tropes of religious thought.

      Zoroastrianism, Judaism, Islam, Christianity, and many other religions have a major similarity: they include prophecies and revelations concerning the end of the world. Everything everywhere must come to an end. But why is that?

      Humanity, in perpetuity, seems obsessed with oblivion, reckoning, change, and renewal. Whether you are one of the lucky few whisked off this mortal plane to an ideal afterlife or one of the haggard souls left behind, everyone has, in their own mind, visions of their place at the end. A religion that has no end or afterlife is usually regarded as a philosophy or some new-age hogwash. The unavoidable finality of death, coupled with the universal

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