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    Yard Wars: When Allergies Attack
    Yard Wars: When Allergies Attack
    Yard Wars: When Allergies Attack
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    Yard Wars: When Allergies Attack

    By Warren J., Sr

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    Spring season is in full swing and the pollen count is at an all time high, but Gerald Brice refuses to let his severe allergies stop him from doing his own yard work. He's very territorial about his space and the out-of-control weeds have finally crossed the line. Let the yard battles begin!

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    Yard Wars II - Buckshot Shells for Ant Hills

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherCreativity Ink
    Release dateApr 26, 2012
    ISBN9781476200385
    Yard Wars: When Allergies Attack
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    Warren J., Sr

    Warren J. is from the Dallas / Fort Worth area. He has six children by his beautiful wife of 22 years. In addition to writing poetry he produces his own music under the independent label Gospel Vibe Productions. Contact him at: warren452@gmail.com and leave a comment.

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      Yard Wars - Warren J., Sr

      YARD WARS

      When Allergies Attack

      By

      Warren J.

      Smashwords Edition

      ***~~~***

      YARD WARS

      When Allergies Attack

      Copyright © 2012 Warren J.

      Smashwords Edition, License Notes

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to mashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

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      This book was written by a real allergy sufferer so some of the descriptions of the accounts may seem graphic and gross to the faint of heart. For this, I apologize in advance. Nonetheless, my fellow allergy sufferers will be able to relate to some of the stuff in this book. Although the characters in this book are fictitious most of the episodes in this book are accounts of my real life experiences. Any resemblance to people’s names and other descriptions are coincidental and unintentional.

      ***~~~***

      Acknowledgements

      First I want to thank God giving me an active imagination and for allowing me to survive these ordeals and

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