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    Zombie Mania: A Parody
    Zombie Mania: A Parody
    Zombie Mania: A Parody
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    Zombie Mania: A Parody

    By Jess C Scott

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    A family of zombies struggle to stay alive when they roam the earth on a freak Friday the 13th.

    For fans of South Park, MAD Magazine, The Simpsons, and DListed.

    Genre: Fiction (satire / dark humor / parodies)

    Length: 5,700 words | Short Story

    Dedication: For the sheeple.

    * * *

    Reviews:

    "This sh*t contains material that's far more frightening than spluttering guts and gore..."
    -- Josh T., 19, United Kingdom

    "[Jess is] a great woman + author, simply honest and free with herself and everybody."
    -- N.R. (Facebook message | Lebanon)

    "...[it's important to] expose hypocrisy. I can't stand sugar-coating, and I find that those who are offended aren't worth clinging to. Wiser ones will replace them."
    -- Raging Universe | April 2012

    Excerpt:

    "Resident Evil's
    Alice--is she here? I'd
    Like to have her first."

    Author Bio:

    Jess is an author/artist/non-conformist who’s dedicated to writing original stories that are both meaningful and entertaining.

    Most of Jess’s work is fueled by an intense drive to inspire others to favor social/spiritual values over shallow values. Visit her website for free samples and more!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJess C Scott
    Release dateApr 29, 2012
    ISBN9781476314044
    Zombie Mania: A Parody
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    Jess C Scott

    Jess is a writer who's moved on to better things.She thanks her (loyal!) readers for appreciating her writing over the years.She continues to write lots of non-fiction these days. And yes, she still blogs in a range of different specialties.Jess was a participating author in the 2012 Singapore Writers Festival, and has been called “bold, daring, and always original” by The Arts House.

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      Zombie Mania - Jess C Scott

      PRAISE for Jess C Scott

      This sh*t contains material that’s far more frightening than spluttering guts and gore...

      — Josh T., 19, United Kingdom

      * * *

      ...[it’s important] to expose hypocrisy. I can’t stand sugar-coating, and I find that those who are offended aren’t worth clinging to. Wiser ones will replace them.

      — Raging Universe | April 2012

      * * *

      [Jess is] a great woman + author, simply honest and free with herself and everybody.

      — N.R. (Facebook message | Lebanon)

      ZOMBIE MANIA

      (A Zombie Apocalypse Parody)

      JESS C SCOTT

      Published by jessINK | Smashwords Edition

      Copyright © 2012 by Jess C Scott.

      Cover Image © 2012 by Pink Sherbet Photography.

      Jess’s Website: www.jessINK.com

      Pink’s Website: www.flickr.com/photos/pinksherbet

      1. Fiction/Humor/Parodies

      2. Fiction/Short Stories

      Summary: A family of zombies struggle to stay alive when they roam the earth on a freak Friday the 13th.

      Acknowledgements: Thanks to South Park, MAD Magazine, The Simpsons, and DListed.com for the inspiration, as always.

      # # # # #

      DEDICATION: For the sheeple.

      # # # # #

      ZOMBIE MANIA

      "Rise and SCARE, son!"

      Mr. and Mrs. X hovered over the stone coffin their only son, XY, was still sound asleep in.

      It’s Friday the 13th… Mr. X looked around, feeling a few of his bones creak-creak-creaking as he moved his neck from side to side to ease his muscles. Let’s see if The Mad Scientist was right!

      Professor Samuel Lycata had stumbled upon an accidental zombie pet project. He’d been conducting tests on a family of decomposed bodies for some hybrid DNA testing, only realizing the experiment had gone awry once this particular family of corpses appeared to be permanently animated.

      Who’s gonna be your first victim? Mrs. X said to her husband.

      "Lycata—that’s for sure," Mr. X snarled without skipping a beat. He burned with

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