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    Become a Dictator: A Short and Snappy Guide
    Become a Dictator: A Short and Snappy Guide
    Become a Dictator: A Short and Snappy Guide
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    Become a Dictator: A Short and Snappy Guide

    By Thejendra Sreenivas

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    Revised 2022 Edition - Have you ever thought of becoming a dictator of some country and terrorizing its people for a few decades? Or dream of ruling the world by squelching free speech and crushing your enemies? No? Come on, don’t lie! Didn’t your mother teach you not to lie? Everyone wants to rule the world. It’s an inbuilt desire and everyone has illusions of grandeur and living in the lap of luxury. Don’t feel embarrassed to admit it. There are few minds to which tyranny is not delightful. Who will say no to the delicious opportunity of becoming an emperor of a kingdom, owning a few magnificent palaces, a set of luxury cars, a dozen private jets, swimming pools, sacks of gold, and acquiring a few other basic necessities if given a chance? Who cares about what the peasants and commoners think?

    Aha, now I can see what you are thinking! I knew you would see the light. Everything you wanted to know about how to become a dictator, but were too embarrassed to ask is available right here in this concise guide. It contains the most comprehensive specifications and do’s & don’ts for every aspiring dictator. There is no need to read thick boring books on history, communism, etc. So grab your copy today before somebody else beats you to i

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherThejendra Sreenivas
    Release dateJul 20, 2012
    ISBN9781476471150
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    Thejendra Sreenivas

    Thejendra Sreenivas is a Technology manager with nearly 28+ years of experience in the IT industry handling a variety of technical roles & projects. He is also an Author and Life Skills coach. He offers personalized coaching in Self-Publishing, Financial Literacy, IT Asset Management, and various Self-Improvement concepts. He has also written 20+ mild & wild books on a number of subjects. His inspiration for writing unique books comes from Toni Morrison who said, “If there is a book that you want to read, but it hasn’t been written yet, then you must write it.”Please visit his web cave - www.thejendra.com for details of his books, articles and coaching information.

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      I believe this is intended to be sarcastic and biting, but it comes across as a list intended imitate The Prince.
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      I've told everyone at work that some day I would rule the world and now have found the how to guide. This was the first guide I won from this author and now I have read almost all of his guides. Check out the list of Guides and let your mind soak up the funny.
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      Funny. But there are too many important books that should be read first. If you really think that you should read this, put it on your bucket list - the last item.

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    Become a Dictator - Thejendra Sreenivas

    Acknowledgments

    My first thanks go to Toni Morrison, a famous American author, and recipient of countless awards including the Nobel and Pulitzer prizes, who first planted the incredible seeds of writing a book in my head. Even though I have never met her it was her amazing quote, "If there is a book that you want to read, but it hasn’t been written yet, then you must write it," that inspired and motivated me to write articles and books nearly two decades ago.

    My second thanks go to my family members, friends, neighbors, and relatives for helping me accomplish this literary feat by completely forgetting or ignoring me on countless weekends while I was pounding on my keyboard with wild ideas setting my head on fire.

    My third thanks go to the various bits and pieces of enlightenment gained from dealing with countless people over the years, opening all the mental taps, personal and witnessed experiences, pleasant and nasty encounters, rational and irrational thoughts in solitude, wake-up calls, famous quotes, and most importantly those bizarre ideas being mysteriously pumped into my brain by a naughty higher power. So, a lot of earthly and cosmic folks have directly or indirectly contributed to the flow of thoughts presented in this and all my other books.

    Thejendra Sreenivas

    Book Publishing Coach

    www.thejendra.com

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    About the Author

    Good day. My name is Thejendra Sreenivas. I was a Technology Manager in the IT industry for nearly 30 years. Before entering the IT industry, I was also an electronics lecturer for a short duration.

    I have written and self-published 35+ books on various subjects. All my books are available in both Paperback and eBook on all global book retailers. I am also the Editor and Publisher of a font-optimized digital magazine called Self Improvement International which contains articles on personal development, workplace issues, humor, writing, and publishing.

    I am now a Book Publishing Coach and offer services like Assisted Self-Publishing, Manuscript Formatting, Facebook Ads, Ghostwriting, One Page Websites, Article Writing, and Podcast Creation. In addition, I also offer Personal Development Coaching.

    Please visit my web cave - www.thejendra.com or www.author-world.com for details of my books, magazine, and coaching information.

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    Thank you for buying and reading my book! If you enjoyed this book or found it useful, I would be very grateful if you would post a short review online and also share it with your friends, coworkers, relatives, and your social media platforms.

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    Preface

    Hey, have you ever thought of becoming a dictator of some country and terrorizing its people for a few decades? Or dream of ruling the world by squelching free speech and crushing your enemies?

    No, I don’t think so.

    No? Not even once?

    No.

    Come on, don’t lie! Didn’t your mother teach you not to lie? Everyone wants to rule the world. It is an inbuilt desire and everyone has illusions of grandeur and living in the lap of luxury. Don’t feel embarrassed to admit it. There are few minds to which tyranny is not delightful. Who will say no to the delicious opportunity of becoming an emperor of a kingdom, owning a few magnificent palaces, a set of luxury cars, a dozen private jets, swimming pools, sacks of gold, and acquiring a few other basic necessities if given a chance? Who cares about what the peasants and commoners think? Look, I can even coach you on how to become a dictator. Sounds interesting?

    Hmm, I am still not sure.

    No? Still can’t decide? Really? That’s too bad! Okay, then I will ask your neighbor if he is interested.

    Hey, wait! Don’t go away.

    "Aha, now I can see what you are thinking! I knew you would see the light. You do want to know how to become a dictator, right? Then look no further. Everything you wanted to know about how to become a dictator, but were too embarrassed to ask is available right here

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