Baby It's You
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Updated edition! Now part of the boxed set Three for All.
Annie Kubek has heard of baby love, but this is ridiculous. Twenty-five years after Annie last spent time with Michael Reeves — while in a crib wearing diapers! — her mother insists they were born for each other.
Annie is having none of it. As though a park naturalist who counts camping and kayaking as hobbies could ever marry a career-minded businessman who looks as though he stepped straight out of the pages of Gentleman’s Quarterly.
During a visit to rural Pennsylvania, though, Michael takes an unfathomable interest in Annie. Oh, baby! Things are about to get interesting.
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"Ms. Gardner has a fresh, romantic voice that will appeal to readers... if you love engaging characters, funny, laugh out loud humor, and passionate romance.” -- Romance and Friends, Oct. 2002
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“The woman is a master at romance comedies, coupled with mixed identities, fun characters, and happy endings.” -- Romance Reviews Today, Oct. 2002
Darlene Gardner
While working as a newspaper sportswriter, Darlene Gardner realized she'd rather make up quotes than rely on an athlete to say something interesting. So she quit her job and concentrated on a fiction career that landed her at Harlequin/Silhouette, where she's written for Temptation, Duets and Intimate Moments as well as Superromance. Visit Darlene on the web at www.darlenegardner.com
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Baby It's You - Darlene Gardner
Baby It’s You
Darlene Gardner
Books by Darlene Gardner
Romantic Comedies
Three’s Comedy (boxed set)
The Misconception
Bait & Switch
Snoops in the City
Three For All (boxed set)
Clash of Hearts
Baby It’s You
Her Very Merry Mistake
Once Smitten & Twice Shy
Forget Me? Not
Contemporary Romance
The Christmas Cupid
Winter Heat
To The Max
Romantic Mysteries
Sound of Secrets (A Saltwater Romance)
Lowcountry Lies (A Saltwater Romance)
Paranormal Mystery
The Dead Ringers serial (Volumes 1-9)
Copyright 2012 Darlene Gardner
Cover by P.K. Gardner
Smashwords Edition
Publishing History
Hardcover edition: Avalon Books 2002
Original title: Born for Each Other
All rights reserved. No part of this publication can be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, without permission in writing from Darlene Gardner.
Table of Contents
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Afterward
More ebooks by Darlene Gardner
About the author
CHAPTER ONE
Justifiable matricide.
No jury would convict her, Annie Kubek thought. Not after learning she’d endured nearly twenty-five years of her mother telling her she’d met her future husband while wearing diapers.
Can you believe it, Annie? The day we’ve been waiting for is finally here.
Rose Kubek, wearing an oversized red-and-white mitt, bent over the oven to check on the progress of her stuffed cabbage rolls.
A savory aroma reached Annie’s nostrils. Okay. So she wouldn’t kill her. Besides being a good cook, Rose was her mother. And, despite it all, Annie did love her.
In just minutes,
her mother continued, you’re going to become reacquainted with your future husband.
Matricide might be out, but that didn’t mean Annie couldn’t take drastic steps to silence her mother. Maybe she should go shopping for a muzzle. The problem was where to find one. Muzzles R Us?
Don’t start that again, Mom.
Although it went against her nature, Annie tried to remain calm. She really did. I’m not marrying Michael Reeves. I don’t even know the man.
That’s not true.
Her mother peered into the various pots simmering on the stove. She was wearing her Sunday best, a navy dress with a flared skirt that hid spreading hips. Her graying hair was twisted into a neat bun. The two of you were born on the same day. You fell in love before he moved away from Elmwood.
Annie rolled her eyes so dramatically they nearly disappeared in back of her head. Calmness be damned. She was being provoked here. Yet again.
He moved away from Elmwood when we were babies!
Annie threw up her hands. We couldn’t control our bowels. We passed the time by drooling. Neither of us could even sit up.
Sitting up is not a skill you need to fall in love.
Her mother could be as intractable as a tick, Annie thought. Once she sank her teeth into something, she wouldn’t budge.
I don’t know why you won’t listen to me about this,
her mother continued. By fighting destiny, you’re banging your head against the clouds. The fight’s so useless you don’t even get the satisfaction of a headache.
Annie closed her eyes. Her mother was wrong. Tiny replicas of Rose Kubek were inside her head, hammering away. You can’t know how ridiculous you sound.
Think about this, Annie. Michael wouldn’t be in Elmwood if you weren’t fated to be together.
Michael is visiting Elmwood because his mother lives here!
Annie protested.
Christine Reeves and her mother had been best friends since childhood. As the stories went, they were nearly inseparable until the Air Force assigned Christine’s late husband to a post in Norway twenty-five years ago. A string of assignments in other far-flung places followed.
Well, then, Christine wouldn’t have moved back to Elmwood if destiny hadn’t decided it wanted Michael right here beside you,
her mother declared.
I give up.
Annie threw up her hands. She was uncomfortably aware that every time they had this conversation, it ended the same way.
Her mother turned from the stove and really looked at Annie for the first time since she’d entered the kitchen. Oh, dear,
she said, clutching at her chest. "I didn’t realize you were wearing that."
Annie looked down at her ensemble, which consisted of a standard-issue outfit of forest-green belted trousers, sensible black shoes and short-sleeved, button-down tan shirt. Remembering where she was, she removed her wide-brimmed matching hat from her head. I’m a park naturalist, Mom. This is how we dress. What’s wrong with it?
If you’re Smokey the Bear fighting forest fires, nothing.
She crossed the kitchen and stood in front of Annie, plucking twigs and leaves from short, dark hair that curled haphazardly. Since you’re trying to make a good impression on your fiancé, everything.
I’m not trying to—
If you hurry,
her mother interrupted, you might have time to run along to your place and put on something pretty.
The singsong of the doorbell rang out. Annie smiled and settled her hands on her lean hips.
Too late now.
She strode to the front door. The sooner she opened it and laughed in the face of the fate her mother was always talking about, the better.
Her younger brother Joe was already moving toward the door. He stopped when he saw Annie and made a gesture indicating she should precede him.
Since it’s your intended out there, it’s only right you should answer it.
His mouth twitched in amusement.
Remind me to spray you with shaving cream later,
she said dryly, referring to a favorite prank from their childhood.
Now, now.
Joe crossed his arms over his chest and raised his dark brows. Wouldn’t that be a little childish for someone who’s one step from the altar?
Annie scowled at him and continued on her path, aware that her father, Frank, had also come to watch the show. She forced the corners of her mouth to lift and swung open the door.
Mrs. Reeves, who’d come to live in Elmwood six months ago after her husband died, beamed at Annie from the other side of the screen door. Her mother’s best friend was one of the sweetest, classiest women Annie knew.
It helped tremendously that Mrs. Reeves had never once mentioned Annie was destined to marry her son. She hadn’t even showed her any pictures, the way Rose used to when Annie was growing up.
Annie, dear. It’s so good to see you.
Mrs. Reeves hobbled through the screen door and greeted Annie’s brother and father just as warmly. She was using crutches and her left leg was encased in a cast she hadn’t been wearing a few days before.
Before Annie could question her about it, Mrs. Reeves turned with a look of unmistakable pride to the man who trailed into the house behind her. I’d like you to meet my son Michael. Michael, this is Frank Kubek and two of his three children, Joe and Annie. Ruth lives in Chicago.
Annie promptly forgot about Mrs. Reeves’ cast. She’d refused to examine a photograph of Michael Reeves in years, but the boyhood depictions she had seen didn’t prepare her for the flesh-and-blood article. She examined him as he greeted her family, and her phony smile turned genuine.
He was tall, probably at least six feet one, with the type of lean musculature that would make him the perfect model for any clothes he happened to put on. His were expensive. He wore charcoal-gray tailored trousers with a lighter gray button-down shirt rolled up at the sleeves to reveal sturdy forearms dusted with golden hair. Matching suede oxfords completed the pulled-together picture.
His thick dark-blond hair was expertly cut and swept back from a high, wide forehead that drew attention to his green eyes. They were framed by surprisingly thick brown lashes most women would die for. His nose was straight, his chin strong, his cheekbones high.
When he turned toward Annie, his mouth curved in a smile so dazzling he could have been a pitchman in a toothpaste commercial. Annie bit her bottom lip, trying to control her bubbling amusement. She couldn’t stop it from spreading to her eyes.
It’s a pleasure to meet you, Annie,
he said like the perfect gentleman he undoubtedly was. My mother has been talking about your family for so many years I feel like I already know you.
His diction was perfect, his accent nonexistent, his tone low and rich. Annie struggled valiantly to contain her laughter.
You, too,
she managed to say.
All her mother’s talk about her fate being inexorably intertwined with Michael Reeves’ fate had been made even more ludicrous.
As though a park naturalist who counted camping and kayaking as her hobbies could ever marry a man who looked as though he’d stepped straight out of the pages of Gentlemen’s Quarterly.
Marry him! Annie wouldn’t even been able to take him seriously.
The destiny her mother was always talking about was not destined to be.
***
MICHAEL REEVES BROUGHT a thick piece of homemade rye bread to his mouth and tore off a chunk with his teeth, hoping the act of chewing would disguise his scowl.
He’d been taught from an early age to hide his feelings, especially when they were negative. Usually that wasn’t a problem, but he’d never met a woman who irked him more than the woman seated directly across the table.
Aside from when his mother told the story of how she’d broken her leg slipping on a banana peel, Annie Kubek’s eyes had been sparkling with amusement all evening. Especially when they alighted on him.
He couldn’t have been more irritated had a rampaging virus devoured his computer files. She’d even taken his mind off how his mother would cope with a broken leg when he lived too far away to help.
You’re unusually quiet today, Annie.
Mrs. Kubek drummed her fingers on the well-used oak of the dining room table. Don’t you have anything you want to ask Michael?
Annie gave her mother a beatific smile. It confounded Michael that the masculine lines of her uniform and the short, boyish cut of her curly hair didn’t render her unattractive. Instead, he thought darkly, she was lovely.
Her nose had a slightly turned-up end, and her cheeks a natural rosy glow. Her skin was dewy and unblemished, and her laughing eyes were a very pretty brown shot through with streaks of gold.
It’s been hard to talk with my mouth so full of your wonderful stuffed cabbage,
Annie said.
Michael’s gaze unwillingly went to her mouth. It was wide and her lips were full, but not too full. She wasn’t wearing lipstick, but she didn’t need any. Like her cheeks, her lips looked like they had been dipped in a vat of rosy color.
You outdid yourself this time, Mom,
Annie said. They’re delicious.
Mrs. Kubek glowered at her daughter. Michael feared he wore a similar expression. Not that he wanted to answer Annie’s hypothetical questions. Still, it would have been nice if those luscious lips wanted something from him. Even if it were only an answer.
Christine tells us you were educated all over Europe.
Frank Kubek said in a soft voice at odds with his appearance. He was big and burly, his dominant feature a pair of sharply arching eyebrows that made him look deceptively ferocious. That must have been exciting.
Michael’s international education had shaped the man he was, but in truth constantly switching curriculums had been a hardship. He wasn’t about to say so. His mother had enough guilt about dragging him across Europe without him adding to it.
"It was exciting, he said, briefly meeting his mother’s eyes. He didn’t imagine the relief he saw there.
How many children have the opportunity to study in Korea, Italy, Greece and Germany? How many Americans get to attend Michigan State while living in Aachen?"
Aachen? Isn’t that in Germany?
Annie entered the conversation for one of the few times that evening.
Michael nodded, willing himself not to get defensive. Although he wasn’t exactly sure what he should be defensive about.
"Michigan State has a campus there. It’s west of Cologne on the