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    Ebook58 pages30 minutes

    Not Funny

    By Patrick Hennessey

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    About this ebook

    Is one really the loneliest number? How do weathermen predict the weather? What do chess pieces say during battle? Why are aliens so interested in probing? Why is there no state called East Virginia? Would the Park Place Planning Committee really allow someone to build a hotel? Comedian Patrick Hennessey explores these topics and many more in his debut collection of 28 hilarious short stories.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPatrick Hennessey
    Release dateAug 20, 2012
    ISBN9781476309408
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