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    Ignatius Ignoramus, The Ill-Fated
    Ignatius Ignoramus, The Ill-Fated
    Ignatius Ignoramus, The Ill-Fated
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    Ignatius Ignoramus, The Ill-Fated

    By Jerriann Law

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    Teacher Ignatius Ignoramus has a secret desire and fire doesn't worry him; he believes he can outlive others by standing in the sun; he tells Tommy Tingles, Suzie Slurpkupp and other classmates on the last day of school in the year 2012.
    School's out for Christmas;Tommy invites him on an adventure stretching over the wildest boundaries; it's a race against time to save the planet. Ignatius's curiosity may be his downfall in this changing end time.
    Humorously written, with as wild and free an imagination as could be achieved, the story is meant to give you a romp that takes the reader beyond anything you've read before; it's meant to thrill for the sheer fun of the unusual, so read it with an open mind and just accept that as crazy as it may sound, it actually is going somewhere!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJerriann Law
    Release dateAug 29, 2012
    ISBN9781476396682
    Ignatius Ignoramus, The Ill-Fated
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    Jerriann Law

    Jerriann Wayahowl Law co-authors on many projects with her writing partner JD Couch: as writing Duo, Windhawk and Snowhawk, penning chants voicing concerns on the world's ecological situation, social issues, and many themes we as Native Americans can pray to Creator for a better world resolution. Our mission is to take action; it is our desire to enlighten others and spur them into action, too, before it gets to a point of no return. We also use original songs and videos to further express in an audio/visual way these same concerns and themes; one person at a time can help spread the word to others they know: this world is our life support system; without it, we don't exist in an alive fashion. Living is a great thing, isn't it? Being happy, feeling secure, having peace of mind to rest at night, knowing life will continue pleasantly for future generations; that's our hope for tomorrow. It is something we all have to work at, just like with any relationship you care about, but it's the one relationship many people take for granted, expecting others to handle it, while you have the benefits of enjoying it. If you are eighteen or older, accept responsibility as an adult; it is you and your environment...make it the best you can; if we all do this, life will improve in every way for everyone. This world would then be a truly amazing place for us to call home.

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      Ignatius Ignoramus, The Ill-Fated - Jerriann Law

      Ignatius Ignoramus, The Ill-Fated

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      Jerriann Law

      Copyright 2012 by Jerriann Law

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      This Ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. It may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return it to smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      Dedication:

      Thank you, Stephan...this was originally written in a project of yours, which was my training school to writing humorously, and as ridiculously as I could; I rather liked the loosening up and saying whatever came to mind without a fear of it being too much, since the stranger or more bizarre something was, the better chance of getting a TFR rating from you, as moderator of That’s Fucking Ridiculous; sometimes, I didn’t always ‘get it’ and it just made me try all the harder to not take life so literally or stiffly and see the funny in something I might not have seen previously and apply it to my writing. It does have a new ending; I think the majority will be new to you, enjoy.

      If others, reading this, find times they laugh, then I have learned from the best. You’re a great teacher, great friend and one of the best authors of any emotion that I will ever know. I appreciate our friendship, SP Mount; from my heart; this one’s even got a character named for you.

      Jerriann Law, August 15,

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