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    Gals, Guns & Banana Cream Pie
    Gals, Guns & Banana Cream Pie
    Gals, Guns & Banana Cream Pie
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    Gals, Guns & Banana Cream Pie

    By Ken Worden

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    A humorous look at standing up to a bully, and finding out that getting your just desserts is not always as tasty as it sounds. Ken is a 6th grade boy tired of being bullied by a group of little girls younger than him so he comes up with a plan to turn the tables.
    He finds an ally in the unlikeliest of sorts, his father's 12 gauge shotgun which he quickly deems as "Thor". But just when he thinks he has gained the upper hand and gets to school easier than he ever had before, he realizes something he had not considered and now getting home will not be as simple as he had hoped.

    Little does he know that a bad idea gone good will lead to confidence, fear, adventure, humor and an end to his day he had not planned for.

    Banana cream pie will never have the same taste to him after today.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherKen Worden
    Release dateOct 2, 2012
    ISBN9781301933341
    Gals, Guns & Banana Cream Pie
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    Ken Worden

    I was raised in the wonderful town of Morgan Utah, the best place a kid could have grown up. A small town which still doesn't have a stop light (and I hope never does) where everyone knows everyone else, but in a good way. Well, unless you were mischevious like myself. The adventures from that little town fill enough good memories to write many good books, but until I learn what the statute of limitations are on certain things, I'll stick to making up a few for now. (Legal disclaimer specially written for the Morgan County Police Dept.) I now live in Phoenix, Arizona due to my work, but still have many ties back "home" as I still consider it. I have written many things since I was young and now hope to share some of it thanks to this new invention called the world wide web. Amazing isn't it? What's next? Phones that take pictures or help you with directions? Hmmmm...I may be on to something. That's what happens when you open your mind and keep up to date with the world. Hey, maybe a phone that can give you the news too? That's it....I'm off to invent. For more information, please contact me at stom42@msn.com Thanks again for reading my book

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      Gals, Guns & Banana Cream Pie - Ken Worden

      GALS, GUNS AND BANANA CREAM PIE

      "Getting your just desserts doesn’t always taste so good"

      By Ken Worden

      © Cover photo by Mark Worden

      Smashwords Edition

      © 2012 Ken Worden

      Smashwords Edition, License Notes

      Thank you for downloading this free eBook. Although this is a free book, it remains the copyrighted property of the author, and may not be reproduced, copied and distributed for commercial or non-commercial purposes. If you enjoyed this book, please encourage your friends to download their own copy at Smashwords.com, where they can also discover other works by this author. Thank you for your support.

      It was brisk that Wednesday morning when I set foot outside the door, once again facing that long walk to school, in the snow, uphill both ways as the story goes. Just a small boy, it was only my third week of 6th grade and already I was wishing summer were here and the school year was but a thing of the past. Not so much because I

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