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    Eating Breitbart
    Eating Breitbart
    Eating Breitbart
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    Eating Breitbart

    By Bill Schmalfeldt

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    Since professional conservative muckraker Andrew Breitbart died in March 2012, there has been a growing number of con artists and former associates who, in order to keep making money off the Breitbart name, have attempted to canonize the man as a saint of the conservative movement. This book tells you of the people, their scams, and how they try to separate stupid people from their money.

    Oh yes. There's plenty of sex involved here.

    A convicted debit card felon rises from the prison cell to the heights of the Young GOP establishment with no visible means of support. Did a famous closeted gay super sugar daddy help this skeezy ex-con develop an air of respectability and assist in the creation of a fraudulent non-profit designed to separate fellow conservatives from their credit card numbers?

    When noted blogger Michelle Malkin, a board member of the fraudulent non-profit, brought in an arch-conservative, Christofascist law firm to defend the skeezy ex-con, was she aware that one of the firm's top lawyers, married with 8 kids, also had a thing for young male hookers?

    When a long-time scammer had his "Road to Damascus" moment upon meeting the great Muckraker, did he let his change from "liberal" to "conservative" interfere with his penchant for separating the stupid from their money?

    And what of the other blowflies lazily buzzing around the decomposing corpse of the once-great Andrew Breitbart? Is there anything left from which they can feed? Or is the whole rotting carcass about to collapse on them?

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBill Schmalfeldt
    Release dateOct 13, 2012
    ISBN9781301774395
    Eating Breitbart
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    Bill Schmalfeldt

    After writing a book about his experience as a brain surgery volunteer, a Maryland Parkinson's disease patient believed his story would make an interesting book.But after years of failing to interest numerous book agents and getting rejection slips from publishers who didn't even request sample chapters, Bill Schmalfeldt decided to take matters into his own hands. Reaching into his own pocket, he has self-published his story and is donating 100 percent of the author's proceeds from the book's sale to help find a cure for this crippling, degenerative neurological disease.“This book is written not only for the Parkinson’s disease patient,” Schmalfeldt said, “but for anyone who knows, cares for, or loves someone who has this beast of a disease.""No Doorway Wide Enough" is Schmalfeldt’s personal story about living with a neurological disease that afflicts over a million Americans. 100 percent of the author proceeds will be donated to the National Parkinson Foundation and the Charles DBS Research Fund at Vanderbilt University Medical Center.“I was diagnosed at an NPF clinic in Miami and Vanderbilt’s Neurology Department is looking to expand their DBS clinical trial from its current 30 patients to a nationwide trial involving hundreds, if not thousands of folks like me. I felt I should help any way I could,” Schmalfeldt said."The title comes from my days as a Navy hospital corpsman at the former U.S. Navy Home in Gulfport, Ms.," the 55-year old author said. "I used to wonder why it was that some of the older folks tended to stop and 'size up' a doorway before walking through. I did a spot-on impression of this effect for my friends at parties. Got lots of laughs. Now I know the reason for it."Written in the style of a diary, Schmalfeldt weaves a tale that starts with being diagnosed at age 45, why he decided to participate in an experimental clinical trial that involved brain surgery, and his recovery and life afterwards. With a wry and sardonic sense of humor and writing style, Schmalfeldt weaves an easy-to-read tale of his personal struggle with the disease, pulling no punches over his frustration over the mixed results of his surgery. "It's the story of my Parkinson's decade -- 2000 to 2010," Schmalfeldt said.“This book is written not only for the Parkinson’s disease patient,” Schmalfeldt said, “but for anyone who knows, cares for, or loves someone who has this beast of a disease. The one thing I want people to take away from this book is that Parkinson’s disease is not a death sentence. It’s a life sentence.”Schmalfeldt said that the book was also meant to highlight the importance of clinical trials in medical research. In 2007, Schmalfeldt volunteered for a clinical trial at Vanderbilt University Medical Center in Nashville to test the safety and tolerabilty of deep brain stimulation in early PD."Clinical trials are vital in the search for new treatments and cures in a variety of diseases," said Schmalfeldt, who works from home as a writer-editor for the Clinical Center at the National Institutes of Health in Bethesda, Md. "Without people volunteering to take part in this kind of research, scientists would have a much harder time finding new drugs, treatments and outright cures for the diseases that have plagued mankind throughout the years."Schmalfeldt learned about the clinical trial at Vanderbilt in the course of his duties at NIH. "I write and produce podcasts about the importance of clinical trials," he said. "What kind of hypocrite would I be if I saw a trial that I was qualified for and didn't participate?"This is Schmalfeldt’s first try at non-fiction. "No Doorway Wide Enough" and all his other books -- “...by the people...”, “Undercover Trucker: How I Saved America by Truckin’ Towels for the Taliban,” and “Hunky Dunk,” are available at the author's website, http://books-o-billy.com.VISIT NOW FOR 20% DISCOUNT COUPONS FOR ALL THREE NEW E-BOOKS, ONLY FOR VISITORS AT http://books-o-billy.com FOR A LIMITED TIME! ACT NOW!!!Bill blogs daily at http://parkinsondiary.com.

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      Eating Breitbart - Bill Schmalfeldt

      EATING BREITBART

      by

      Bill Schmalfeldt

      SMASHWORDS EDITION

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      Eating Breitbart

      Copyright © 2012 by Bill Schmalfeldt

      ISBN: 9781301774395

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you're reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to Smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      By the time you read this book, the 2012 elections will probably be over with and you will be sick of politics on the national scene. Good. This deals with politics and scumbags on the lower levels – the everyday crooks and scoundrels who lead others astray with their lies and faith in the utter stupidity of people who will and do consistently vote against their own self-interest. As long as there are sheep to be sheared, these clowns will hold the clippers. Enjoy

      DEDICATED WITH LOVE

      To my beloved wife, best friend and caretaker, Gail

      *****

      EATING BREITBART

      *****

      Chapter 1

      The Muckraker Was Ill Prepared for Death

      The Muckraker had a few drinks with a marketing director named Arthur Sando, a stranger he had just met, according to an article in the Hollywood Reporter.

      He was friendly and engaging, Sando recalled. I said, ‘You can’t like the current slate of Republican candidates’ and he said, ‘Why would you say that?’ I said, ‘Well, they’re talking about contraception,’ and he said, ‘The conversation is being framed by the liberal media.’ I said, ‘Well, the media isn’t writing Rick Santorum’s speeches for him.’ We had a back-and-forth for awhile until we said we weren’t going to agree on some things.

      This friendly debate continued in the bar as the Muckraker sipped red wine, Sando said. We just hit it off, he was delightful. There were other people who sat down and joined the conversation.

      After about two hours of this friendly chit chat, the Muckraker decided it was time to amble on homeward. He exchanged contact info with Sando and was out the door.

      He almost made it home. Less than an hour after exchanging business cards with Sando, Andrew Breitbart was slowly assuming room temperature on a gurney in a Los Angeles area hospital.

      If there is an afterlife for right wing muckrakers, and if Breitbart can see what’s going on with his empire, what’s being done in his name in the months after his sudden death, one has to wonder if he would be pleased.

      Somehow, we don’t think so.

      A whole cottage industry has arisen based on knowing Andrew or being associated with Andrew or having been converted from liberalism by Andrew. As you will see, not all of these people who invoke Andrew Breitbart’s name have his legacy as their primary concern.

      Chapter 2

      From Prison to Power – How’d He Do It?

      Life was not easy for young Ali Akbar. Son of a single mother. Two younger brothers at home. At first glance, this is easily a story that looks like it will have an unhappy ending.

      So, how does young Akbar go from being convicted for stealing from a woman, breaking into a van, stealing and using a debit card; to becoming a top operative in the Young Republican Party movement, all in the span of slightly more than five years?

      According to a series of copyrighted stories in my news blog, The Patriot-Ombudsman

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