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    Zack & Zoey's Alien Apocalypse -or- Alien Busting Ninja Adventure
    Zack & Zoey's Alien Apocalypse -or- Alien Busting Ninja Adventure
    Zack & Zoey's Alien Apocalypse -or- Alien Busting Ninja Adventure
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    Zack & Zoey's Alien Apocalypse -or- Alien Busting Ninja Adventure

    By MJ Ware

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    When hungry aliens begin their 'rain' of terror, break out the umbrellas--the aliens can't eat you with an umbrella shoved in their huge mouths.

    Looking for yummy human tenders, Admiral Nact-bauk invades the local school. Zack and Zoey lead the counterattack armed with rulers, protractors, and dodge balls.

    They might have a chance, if Nact-bauk didn't gulp down the only teacher brave enough to stand up to him. Even worse, he forces Zoey onboard the alien vessel for dinner--along with a bucket of honey-mustard sauce.

    Zack will do just about anything to save her. If Principal Blathers won't help, Zack sees no choice but to 'borrow' the principal's car. Chasing the alien saucers, he meets up with a wrinkly WWII hero who thinks he knows the alien's weakness: electric toothbrushes.

    Wielding only umbrellas and battery-powered dental weapons, things look grim. Even if the pair manage to rescue Zoey, there's the small matter of escaping a spacecraft flying at over two hundred miles an hour.

    Can you say, Jetpacks?

    Zack & Zoey's Alien Apocalypse is approximately 17,000 words (similar in length to Diary of a Wimpy Kid) and contains no cursing or strong language.

    Kindle Nation gives Zack & Zoey 5-Stars!
    "I really enjoyed this book. I laughed a lot and kept quoting things in the book to my mom. There were even pictures in Zack and Zoey, which I thought was awesome. I can't wait for another MJ Ware book to come out...his stories are great!" 5-Stars, Kindle Nation Kids Corner Student Review

    "Overall, I loved and really, really enjoyed this story. The writing is great and easy and the graphics are a blast to look at. This read will get you lost in a world full of entertainment that just comes to life." 5-Stars, The Paranormal Sisters Book Reviews

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMJ Ware
    Release dateNov 8, 2012
    ISBN9781301100408
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    MJ Ware

    M.J.A. Ware, known as MJ to his friends, lives in the foothills of the Sierra Mountains with his wife and two daughters. When not writing about aliens, monsters and ghosts, he runs a company where he designs award winning video arcades. He's currently polishing his latest novel, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb, about friends who take on an army of the undead, armed with nothing but Super Soakers--filled with zombie killing juice.

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      Zack & Zoey's Alien Apocalypse -or- Alien Busting Ninja Adventure - MJ Ware

      Zack & Zoey's Alien Apocalypse

      Alien Busting Ninja Adventure

      by MJ Ware

      DIGITAL EDITION v1.1 – Published at Smashwords

      © 2012 by MJ Ware - Artwork by Powil

      Additional front matter and legal information.

      For Katie

      * * * * *

      Table of Contents

      Chapter 1 – To Serve Man

      Chapter 2 – Never Offer an Alien a Hand

      Chapter 3 – It's All Downhill After the Principal Messes His Pants

      Chapter 4 – My Guarantee Goes Down in One Giant Gulp

      Chapter 5 – Pudding and Punishment

      Chapter 6 – That's Snot Right

      Chapter 7 – The Umbrella Undoing

      Chapter 8 – When It Rains It Pours

      Chapter 9 – Grandpa Kicks Some Butt

      Chapter 10 – Belly of the Beast

      Chapter 11 – Bucket's Last Stand

      Chapter 12 – My Television Debut

      Chapter 13 – The Ugly Truth

      About the Author

      * * * * *

      Chapter 1 – To Serve Man

      Sure, you might have had a mean teacher or two, but I bet you've never had a teacher as mean, nasty, and terrible as Ms. Brass.

      Class, settle down. Ms. Brass slapped her favorite ruler against her palm. Anyone who doesn't sit—eyes forward, trap shut—will be locked in the closet and miss the Martian landing. She'd been teaching so long, I think she still remembered the good ol' days when she could use that ruler to smack kids on the knuckles for talking out of turn.

      Ms. Brass, the aliens aren't from Mars. Sunny Rosa looked up from sorting her pencil collection. They're from a planet orbiting Sirius, the Dog Star, which is actually a binary system. That means it has two suns. Except one of them—

      Shut up, Sunny. Ms. Brass slammed her ruler on Sunny's desk, sending pencils jumping for their lives. It's not polite to correct your teacher.

      Zack, the aliens are from the Dog Star! Tommy Traddles yelled as if he wasn't sitting right in front of me. "They're Extra Terrierestrials." He was the only one who laughed.

      After locking Tommy in the closet, Ms. Brass led us to the auditorium.

      I don't like this, whispered my best friend, Zoey Perrybingle.

      What, why not? I mean, they've been transmitting peace messages for weeks, I said as we walked. Plus, they just sent the cure for cancer and the common cold.

      "I still don't trust them. I mean, how can one cure work for both cancer and colds?"

      I don't know. It did seem a little odd. Especially since the cure was to marinate overnight in a bath of onions and honey mustard sauce.

      I sat next to Zoey on the floor of the auditorium right as something flew overhead. Behind us, Susie Jo Sikes was shooting spit wads with the accuracy of heat-seeking missiles.

      Eww, gross! Zoey shrieked. Give me your hat.

      No way. This is my Giants World Series—

      She ripped it from my head. Where's your sense of chivalry?

      I think you've beaten it out of me.

      She glared at me, but broke into a smile when a glitter-coated paper airplane crashed in my hair.

      Amid the battle cries and flying shrapnel, the lights went down, and the projector lit up.

      On the screen, a huge flying saucer descended on the White House lawn. Everyone shut up real fast. The president, vice president, secretary of state, and a bunch of other self-important-looking people stood around nervously while the aliens floated out of their ship on beams of amber light.

      The aliens had big, bald heads and crazy, wide smiles. They were a pale shade of green and really fat, with slimy hands and tentacles instead of feet.

      Chapter 2 - Never Offer an Alien a Hand

      I am Admiral Nact-bauk, commander of the Third Zaphod Fleet, said a big, particularly nasty-looking alien with a huge scar dripping down his forehead.

      Did he just say his name was Admiral Nut-Bag? I whispered to Zoey.

      Shhh!

      On behalf of the People of Earth— As the President spoke, dozens of photographers snapped pictures. I would like to offer my hand in friendship. He thrust out his hand.

      Don't mind if I do. An extra slimy alien bent over and chomped down on the President's hand. Mmmm. Before anyone could react, he leaned in, un-hinged his jaw like a giant excavator scoop, and swallowed the President whole.

      Delicious. The alien let out a massive burp.

      Lieutenant Muck-tauk, you moron. You just ate their President. Admiral Nact-bauk smacked the belching alien upside his huge head.

      He offered a hand, and it was so tasty, I couldn't help myself, Muck-tauk said sheepishly. I saved their Secretary of State for you. He pointed at the

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